My girlfriend would say "your dad is very strange" that would be it. Other peoples girlfriends would be different so I would probably say " My fellow Americans my father was very depressed that his teeth fell out that is ok though because he is now in the skybox ahigh quote the raven".
My girlfriend would say your dad is nuts. I am never coming over again. I would say dad you are very embarrassing and never let her come over and I would go over to her house all the time. I would tell dad to keep his teeath in and not play them. That would be my way of telling him to stop doing all this stopped stuff. So I hope he would stop after starting his beard on fire. He would then tell her sorry for the way he was acting and that she is welcom any time. We will then come to my house and play some call of duty blackopps 2. We would then go to a movie and eat dinner and watch a movie. I can then say thanks to by dad. Then I would be happy and he would also be happy. So thanks dad for apologizing. The end.
I would say its time to go right before he does its it. If it happened in front of her I would run out side and get a hose and drowned him with it. He is mental and dumb and I can't help him anymore. He is not my dad. I was adopted from Florida. He had to much drugs that's why his teeth come out! He stays home and plays video games everyday and he has no life. Really I mean it he has NO LIFE. Oh and his beard wasn't real. It was from Wal-mart or some dumb store. I will never ever ever see him again. Lets say if I thought the girl was ugly and he did me a good favor then I would thank him but call him crazy! This is the weirdest day ever and you better not have a dad like this leave now and still have a normal life. Its OK if you don't but don't say I didn't worn you!
Huh. I hope my dad would not do this. If he did, I would have to say that he isn't my dad, just a random guy that I said was my dad. If she said that she had seen him before, and knew he was my dad, I would probably just say it was a late Halloween trick. I would tell her that the beard was fake and the teeth were all just bought at a store. I would then go up to my dad and ask if he was taking something that is messing up his mind...not everyday that your dad pulls his teeth out and lights his beard on fire. I would be really confused myself actually. I would also ask my mom what was up with Dad. I would also tell her that my real dad was on a work trip, and wouldn't be back for a few days. In those few days I would have my dad get a haircut, basically just make him look completely different. If she even realized who he was again, I truly don't know what would happen.
Well my dad is a famous magician his name is dough the extremist and he is very good at doing very dangers and nasty stunts and he thought you would like it if you got to see his magic without paying to go to one of his very expensive shows. So he went right at it and started out with his opening act which you can odiously tell was to have some fake dentures fall out then try to light a cigarette but would light his beard on fire. I think it is a very good opening act it really does get the audience warmed up like he says. So that is why you might think my dad is so weird but really it is all part of his spectacular act. Maybe if you want to go out again we could get some VIP tickets it’s in New York so he thinks it will be his most successful one so far.
I would say "I'm ADOPTED!!!" Hes a drunkard and doesn't do diddly squat besides sit there and drink a big old 32 pack of miller light. So ya see I am of no relation to this crazy bee-pity beep. So if we had kids if we even date that long without there being any problems of your whining that will make me leave you. But no need to worry I am not gonna be crazy and neither will any of our kids so lets just forget this crazt beep!! :)
I would wait. I would wait till my dad is done haveing his moment go get some food really quick give it to my ex-girlfriend and say," we are over here is some food, start walking."
I would tell her that my dad has his crazy moments just let him settle down ahd he'll be ok. Then if she got a little worried i would comfort her or i would ask her if she wanted to go somewhere else becuase if he won't stop it i would probably smack him upside the head and he would usually stop. But to be honest I think he would be on his best behavior and not try to scare my girlfriend away and he'll probably would give me crap which he always does. I got use to it. Then after supper we would all watch a movie and have a very good time and have no problems at all. then I would take my girlfriend home when i saw the sun set if i had a car by then and once i dropped her off. i would kiss her before she goes and tell her to have a good night and also hug her too. That would've been my best night ever i spent time with my dad and my girlfriend at the same time. THE END.
My girlfriend would say "your dad is very strange" that would be it. Other peoples girlfriends would be different so I would probably say " My fellow Americans my father was very depressed that his teeth fell out that is ok though because he is now in the skybox ahigh quote the raven".
ReplyDeleteWow nice Adrian
DeleteAll his teeth fell out because he was depressed. He must have been very depressed.
DeleteMy girlfriend would say your dad is nuts. I am never coming over again. I would say dad you are very embarrassing and never let her come over and I would go over to her house all the time. I would tell dad to keep his teeath in and not play them. That would be my way of telling him to stop doing all this stopped stuff. So I hope he would stop after starting his beard on fire. He would then tell her sorry for the way he was acting and that she is welcom any time. We will then come to my house and play some call of duty blackopps 2. We would then go to a movie and eat dinner and watch a movie. I can then say thanks to by dad. Then I would be happy and he would also be happy. So thanks dad for apologizing. The end.
ReplyDeleteI would say its time to go right before he does its it. If it happened in front of her I would run out side and get a hose and drowned him with it. He is mental and dumb and I can't help him anymore. He is not my dad. I was adopted from Florida. He had to much drugs that's why his teeth come out! He stays home and plays video games everyday and he has no life. Really I mean it he has NO LIFE. Oh and his beard wasn't real. It was from Wal-mart or some dumb store. I will never ever ever see him again. Lets say if I thought the girl was ugly and he did me a good favor then I would thank him but call him crazy! This is the weirdest day ever and you better not have a dad like this leave now and still have a normal life. Its OK if you don't but don't say I didn't worn you!
ReplyDeleteYou would drown your dad? You could at least try to help him.
DeleteJoey you are a very very nice boy anyone could tell after they read this
DeleteHuh. I hope my dad would not do this. If he did, I would have to say that he isn't my dad, just a random guy that I said was my dad. If she said that she had seen him before, and knew he was my dad, I would probably just say it was a late Halloween trick. I would tell her that the beard was fake and the teeth were all just bought at a store. I would then go up to my dad and ask if he was taking something that is messing up his mind...not everyday that your dad pulls his teeth out and lights his beard on fire. I would be really confused myself actually. I would also ask my mom what was up with Dad. I would also tell her that my real dad was on a work trip, and wouldn't be back for a few days. In those few days I would have my dad get a haircut, basically just make him look completely different. If she even realized who he was again, I truly don't know what would happen.
ReplyDeleteOr a magic trick you never know.
DeleteBob sanders personally excused me from this DQ.
ReplyDeleteWell my dad is a famous magician his name is dough the extremist and he is very good at doing very dangers and nasty stunts and he thought you would like it if you got to see his magic without paying to go to one of his very expensive shows. So he went right at it and started out with his opening act which you can odiously tell was to have some fake dentures fall out then try to light a cigarette but would light his beard on fire. I think it is a very good opening act it really does get the audience warmed up like he says. So that is why you might think my dad is so weird but really it is all part of his spectacular act. Maybe if you want to go out again we could get some VIP tickets it’s in New York so he thinks it will be his most successful one so far.
ReplyDeleteI would say "I'm ADOPTED!!!" Hes a drunkard and doesn't do diddly squat besides sit there and drink a big old 32 pack of miller light. So ya see I am of no relation to this crazy bee-pity beep. So if we had kids if we even date that long without there being any problems of your whining that will make me leave you. But no need to worry I am not gonna be crazy and neither will any of our kids so lets just forget this crazt beep!! :)
ReplyDeleteI would wait. I would wait till my dad is done haveing his moment go get some food really quick give it to my ex-girlfriend and say," we are over here is some food, start walking."
ReplyDeleteI would tell her that my dad has his crazy moments just let him settle down ahd he'll be ok. Then if she got a little worried i would comfort her or i would ask her if she wanted to go somewhere else becuase if he won't stop it i would probably smack him upside the head and he would usually stop. But to be honest I think he would be on his best behavior and not try to scare my girlfriend away and he'll probably would give me crap which he always does. I got use to it. Then after supper we would all watch a movie and have a very good time and have no problems at all. then I would take my girlfriend home when i saw the sun set if i had a car by then and once i dropped her off. i would kiss her before she goes and tell her to have a good night and also hug her too. That would've been my best night ever i spent time with my dad and my girlfriend at the same time. THE END.
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