Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Animal Combos

Anne Hathaway woke up today as part dog, poor girl. 
If you had to wake up as a combination of a human and an animal, what would you be and why??

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  1. Bob sanders gave me an excuse cause he shoot me in the eye with a paintball gun.

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  2. Wow, that's one scary person. I would not want to be part dog. If I had to be to be any part animal, I would have to be part human part tiger. That or part cheetah. That way I could be really fast and look not quite as bad as the person that is on this DQ. If I needed to run away, I could sprint so fast, nobody could ever catch me! Also, If I was really hungry, I could eat a deer. Yeah.....that might taste bad on my part human side. Anyways, I think it would be really cool to be the fastest runner in the world. By a lot. I would probably take cheetah over tiger, but I don't know. It would also be cool to be part human and part fly. Well......actually I would really not want be a fly. Okay nevermind, I would be dead in like a day. Which I obviously would NOT like half of me dead. With all of this said, I'm still sticking with half human half cheetah.

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    1. Wow, that is some very good writing there Bob Sanders,

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    2. WE CAN GET A MILLION ON THE PACERS FROM NOW ON THEN!!!!!

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  3. Excused under the circumstances of a missing child...

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    1. Is the missing child you??????

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  4. Common ms Chetto, not her face.......... Anyways, you already had a discussion question like this. But anyways, I would trade Faces with a monkey. Oops, I'm already one. Well truth is, I would have a face a crocodile. Man, having a face like that would be boss. I could eat all I want with those teeth. I would wake, up, and just carry on with my day.

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  5. I would probably have to have a face of a cougar. This is because then I could sleep all day.

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  6. I would definantly not be part human part wolf because then I would be considered a werewolf, and all of the werewolf's that I have seen have been really, really creepy, like the one from Harry Potter. So I think that I would be half human half Megaladon. The reason that I would be this is because a Megaladon is pretty much the biggest water creature known to man. It is bigger than any whale. Then if I was part human I would be able to grab my prey and throw it into my mouth. Another plus that I would have for being this creature is that all of the next worst creatures would serve me and I would protect them from other predators. Also I would be this awesome creature and I would win every Olympic Swimming event. But the defect with that is that I would probably never be able to pay the taxes on the metals that I won because the only way that I would be able to get payed would if I became a fisherman person, but the thing about that is if I was hungry I wouldn't be able to control my self. So for being this phenomenal creature it would have it's ups and downs.

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    1. I like the werewolf never thought of that.

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  7. If I woke up and was part animal I would hope it would be a jaguar. That way I would be able to smell a lot of things humans couldn’t. I would be able to stalk animals and out run predators. I would like to work on the police department and help them with crimes. That way they would not need a dog for smelling out drugs, and I could also smell out people hiding from the police. It would help me get money and I’d be a hero. Jaguars have great hearing. I could act as a spy to hear things the police can’t hear. Also being part jaguar would help me get jobs with the FBI and CIA. I would have people hire me to help them with their problems. I wouldn’t want to get too busy so I would schedule myself only one assignment a month. That would give me more time to live the human side of my life.

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    1. A lot of people did things from the cat family.... But I have a cat so its ok guys! :)

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  8. If I had to pick I think I would be a Joey. A Joey is a baby kangaroo and then I could jump really high so now I could touch the rim of the basketball hoop. The only problem would be that my arms would be really small but the height of the jump will make up for that. I could keep all my homework,computer,and iPad with me at all times. I have a pouch so I can carry all that with out tripping on cords and pen flying all over. I would make sure that I brush my teeth because I have to eat a lot of plants to stay healthy and SO I DON'T DIE! Oh ya is I could have electricity on me that would be pretty cool and if I had to be charged with a cord. As long and it doesn't tell me "LOW BATTER" or in other words "YOU WILL DIE!" That's what I would be but it wasn't like she had a choice.

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    1. A kangaroo then you would finally be get at least a little bit of ups.

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  9. I would probably want the face of a Cody Sandleback and panda. I have choose this combination because I have always wanted to ride a panda but every time I try I get kicked off. Now that I am part panda I will be able to ride of and touch it without coming after me. That way sound a little weird but that’s what I want. I’m sure other people have wanted to ride one too. I mean who wouldn’t want to? Its just like when you go to a circus. You want to ride the elephant. It’s just like that but the elephant is the panda. Maybe I can go to a Chinese circus and hopefully I can ride a panda there.

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    1. I agree pandas are so cool i would love being one but not as much as a hawk!

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  10. This is an easy one. If I had a choice I would defenetly be part human part hawk! reasons. Simple I would want to be part human because then I could at least be part normal and I would have a few normal features like I could run fast and stuff like that also I could talk and be normal. Now why I would want to be a hawk. I would want to be hawk because then I could do all the really coll stuff that hawks do like one that would be really cool is I would be able to fly which would be a really important skill I could just go way up high in to the sky and fly around I could also like escape and do pretty much anything I could also fly so fast. Another thing that I could do would have super vision so when I fly up really high I could see all the way down to the ground and that would just be so cool because I have bad long distance eyes so they eyes of a hawk would be amazing to me not just amazing more like incredible. I would also have super sharp claws and I guess that would be pretty cool but I don't really know why.

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  11. Did anybody look up what a Megalodon is?

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  12. I do not know. But if I had to choose it would be a cat. This decision was based on many different reasons. The first reason is they have tails. I mean come on that would be awesome to have a tail being able to control it. The use of having a tail is like you need a pencil you can use your tail to grab your neighbor's pencil so you have a pencil. The second reason is they can jump really high and always land on their feet. That means no more face plants for me. The third reason is they have cat like reflexes. The fourth reason is they can climb up trees. Do you know how awesome that would be to climb on a tree. I should make a meme out of that and have my cat on the tree and a caption that says, " Spider man got nothing on me." Last but not the least is.....(build suspense) they have nine lives. Do you know how awesome that would be? If me and all my cat friends were hanging out and they say to me," Hey Sam cross the road because the chicken can't." Then I do get hit by a car die for a while then get back up and finish my journey.

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