Ms. Chetto wants an iPad Mini. She, of course, does not have the cash for such an awesome device. You must develop a fool proof plan for her to acquire this fantastic new Apple tablet!
Just have a really really really fat person on it. Thats how I would do it. If you need it made smaller or bigger have a really big person sit on it for example the ipod the worlds fattest man sat on it and it became the ipad.
I think Ms Chetto should have a bank account that she puts a certain percent of her check for fun things in life like tablets, and she should she should go get money from Bob Sanders. I heard he is a millionaire!!!
Easy first you would go to apple headquarters then you go to Steve jobs and you tell him this. Steve I am a spy for the cia and my name is Mika Chetto also known as mchetto by my co-workers and I am on a secret mission I need to capture Intel of a Russian nuclear power plant because the cia think they might have atomic bombs secretly stored there and to do that I need some of the features on your new super cool ipad mini. Why I didn’t get it with my tools the cia gave me? Well that because they forgot to give it to me now that doesn’t seem likely but it’s true. So I came here to get the ipad mini because I need it to complete and if I don’t get it then I don’t get the Intel I will be fired so please give me one. Then he should give you one and there you go a new ipad mini and the best part about this plan is that it is so good there is nothing that could possible go wrong.
Plan A: Ms. Chetto hacks into the apple website and post "FREE iPad Minis for all." Then when apple sees it, it will have already have been to late and hundreds if not thousands of people will be out lashing in rage for they will not get their free iPad and Apple will be forced to hand them out. Also since she has previously bought stock she will sell them and the value will drop and make millions. Then she will bye all the iPads. Plan B: Ms Chetto gathers eleven intelligent persons. The inside man(Apple Store worker). The "Mall Cop". The Delivery man. The box boy(The tiny guy that hides in a box and grabs the iPad when nobody is looking). The distracting one(Often a very attractive male or female to take the watch off the item). The techno person( to freeze-frame the security cameras during the heist). The getaway driver. The four extra people that I couldn't find a position and just stand sit in the hotel room. Now the plan: The Techno guy freezes the camera. The inside man gets the iPad mini, sets it down and goes to the bathroom. The delivery man comes in with box boy and when they pass by box boy grabs it. Then the distracting one makes a scene for the real security guards and the delivery man gets to the get-a-way van and then they give it to the Ms. Chetto. Plan C: Shoplift! Plan D: Make Mila Shoplift! Plan E: Bye a Kindle :(
I would go to the store and ask to see there mac's and get on there camera's and turn them off.Then you go look around for awhile and and go to the service counter and ask to see the iPad mini when they look at you,then say hay look that guy is taking that Mac when they look give them dollars and run.that way it is not considered stealing. Then if they say that is not enough money then you say well I don't have any more on me. Then you just walk out the Door. If they call the cops and they get you then you say you have no proof and when they say ya we do say where is it and they bring the tape you laugh and say I turned it off. Then you well get your iPad mini.
Here is what you do, this is the full proof plan. Are you ready? Here it is. You walk in take the iPad mini ask the worker some stuff about it to make it look like you are an average person. Then you pick up the iPad mini then walk out the store like nothing happened. And walah you have your iPad mini.
All right Ms. Chetto so I am re doing this plan I am going to act like my plan didn't work and you ended up in jail so I am going to come up with a new plan to try again starting in 3..2..1.. Okay Cheeto (your code name) here is the plan I know last time the robbery didn't go so good so here is the plan first read this code/rule #284568746952875-ha you were to lazy to read the hole thing. So anyway first you need to get a face lift that will be no problem I know a guy he works in the back of a van and the best part is it is free. After you get done recovering from your surgery you walk back into the Best Buy and you will have a new face so no one will recognize you. Then you make friends with a girl that works there. And eventually over time you guys will hangout and when you hang out you will beat her up take her shirt and then dump the girl off in New York with $10,000. I know what you are thinking where am I going to get $10,000. Don't worry we will rob a bank after the iPad mini situation. Anyway after you get the workers shirt you will work through the ranks and eventually become the person that is the manager that ships the stuff to other company's. After you reach that point which will take about 7 months you will say you need to check out the iPad minis to make sure they are okay and good to be shipped. I know what you are thinking why not take all but that's the thing people will notice you walking out with a box that says iPad minis so you take one put it under your shirt and ship the rest. Then I will pick you up we rob a bank and then move to Burma where nobody will know you. (Narration) Cheeto realized after she had stolen the iPad mini and was arrested but found innocent she saw that when she was doing all this stuff they had only costed 25 dollars. Ha jokes on you Cheeto.
Chetto what you have to do is to find the way to Narnia. There the lion will give you 1,000,000 dollars. Another way is to go to the moon and sun setting gazebo and god will descend from heaven and give you 1,000,000 dollars. Trust me it works (WARNING DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS IT WILL FAIL). Honestly just save up money. When you get the money then buy it but then might be something you want more. That's about the only fool proof way.
Yeah, saving up the money is probably the only fool proof way. Of course, by the time I do that, a newer version will be out that will be even cooler! :)
You should go into Wal-mart and buy one and then return it and get the recite and go in with the case and make it look like your really smart and talk with big words. Ask for and new one because this one doesn't work and put the old one in the car. Print a peace of paper out from your computer at school that looks like one and put it in the box/case. They will fall for it and you will have a iPad mini and you will be happy. Oh I haven't found out how to get free money on your iTunes account.
Give it up Chetto. Just get a Kindle. You know, the poor person's Tablet.
ReplyDelete*Could not complete the DQ today due to Brain Damge from loss of air in space.
What happened to Bob Sanders?
DeleteHe pushed me into space. :(
DeleteWell, I guess it's not really possible to do this, but I do believe you Jake.
DeleteGet a job at mcdootles they pay good money.
ReplyDeleteShe would still have to save. Unless she was a pro athlete and signed a contract then she could bye one right away.
DeleteThats alot more complecated than my theorey.
DeleteJust have a really really really fat person on it. Thats how I would do it. If you need it made smaller or bigger have a really big person sit on it for example the ipod the worlds fattest man sat on it and it became the ipad.
ReplyDeleteI think Ms Chetto should have a bank account that she puts a certain percent of her check for fun things in life like tablets, and she should she should go get money from Bob Sanders. I heard he is a millionaire!!!
ReplyDeleteAgreed bank acounts are good.
DeleteEasy first you would go to apple headquarters then you go to Steve jobs and you tell him this. Steve I am a spy for the cia and my name is Mika Chetto also known as mchetto by my co-workers and I am on a secret mission I need to capture Intel of a Russian nuclear power plant because the cia think they might have atomic bombs secretly stored there and to do that I need some of the features on your new super cool ipad mini. Why I didn’t get it with my tools the cia gave me? Well that because they forgot to give it to me now that doesn’t seem likely but it’s true. So I came here to get the ipad mini because I need it to complete and if I don’t get it then I don’t get the Intel I will be fired so please give me one. Then he should give you one and there you go a new ipad mini and the best part about this plan is that it is so good there is nothing that could possible go wrong.
ReplyDeleteI don't think this is so fool proof, Steve Jobs is dead.
DeleteBob Sanders won an award for saving Lt. Flufferson, and I will be attending ceremony, so will not be able to do the DQ.
ReplyDeleteNO SCHOOL?!?!?!?!!!!,!
ReplyDeleteBecause of foggy conditions. LOL
DeletePlan A: Ms. Chetto hacks into the apple website and post "FREE iPad Minis for all." Then when apple sees it, it will have already have been to late and hundreds if not thousands of people will be out lashing in rage for they will not get their free iPad and Apple will be forced to hand them out. Also since she has previously bought stock she will sell them and the value will drop and make millions. Then she will bye all the iPads.
ReplyDeletePlan B: Ms Chetto gathers eleven intelligent persons. The inside man(Apple Store worker). The "Mall Cop". The Delivery man. The box boy(The tiny guy that hides in a box and grabs the iPad when nobody is looking). The distracting one(Often a very attractive male or female to take the watch off the item). The techno person( to freeze-frame the security cameras during the heist). The getaway driver. The four extra people that I couldn't find a position and just stand sit in the hotel room.
Now the plan: The Techno guy freezes the camera. The inside man gets the iPad mini, sets it down and goes to the bathroom. The delivery man comes in with box boy and when they pass by box boy grabs it. Then the distracting one makes a scene for the real security guards and the delivery man gets to the get-a-way van and then they give it to the Ms. Chetto.
Plan C: Shoplift!
Plan D: Make Mila Shoplift!
Plan E: Bye a Kindle :(
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DeleteI would go to the store and ask to see there mac's and get on there camera's and turn them off.Then you go look around for awhile and and go to the service counter and ask to see the iPad mini when they look at you,then say hay look that guy is taking that Mac when they look give them dollars and run.that way it is not considered stealing. Then if they say that is not enough money then you say well I don't have any more on me. Then you just walk out the Door. If they call the cops and they get you then you say you have no proof and when they say ya we do say where is it and they bring the tape you laugh and say I turned it off. Then you well get your iPad mini.
ReplyDeleteHere is what you do, this is the full proof plan. Are you ready? Here it is. You walk in take the iPad mini ask the worker some stuff about it to make it look like you are an average person. Then you pick up the iPad mini then walk out the store like nothing happened. And walah you have your iPad mini.
ReplyDeleteAll right Ms. Chetto so I am re doing this plan I am going to act like my plan didn't work and you ended up in jail so I am going to come up with a new plan to try again starting in 3..2..1.. Okay Cheeto (your code name) here is the plan I know last time the robbery didn't go so good so here is the plan first read this code/rule #284568746952875-ha you were to lazy to read the hole thing. So anyway first you need to get a face lift that will be no problem I know a guy he works in the back of a van and the best part is it is free. After you get done recovering from your surgery you walk back into the Best Buy and you will have a new face so no one will recognize you. Then you make friends with a girl that works there. And eventually over time you guys will hangout and when you hang out you will beat her up take her shirt and then dump the girl off in New York with $10,000. I know what you are thinking where am I going to get $10,000. Don't worry we will rob a bank after the iPad mini situation. Anyway after you get the workers shirt you will work through the ranks and eventually become the person that is the manager that ships the stuff to other company's. After you reach that point which will take about 7 months you will say you need to check out the iPad minis to make sure they are okay and good to be shipped. I know what you are thinking why not take all but that's the thing people will notice you walking out with a box that says iPad minis so you take one put it under your shirt and ship the rest. Then I will pick you up we rob a bank and then move to Burma where nobody will know you. (Narration) Cheeto realized after she had stolen the iPad mini and was arrested but found innocent she saw that when she was doing all this stuff they had only costed 25 dollars. Ha jokes on you Cheeto.
ReplyDeleteThat plan sounds foolproof, but will take way too long! I want the Mini NOW!!!!
DeleteChetto what you have to do is to find the way to Narnia. There the lion will give you 1,000,000 dollars. Another way is to go to the moon and sun setting gazebo and god will descend from heaven and give you 1,000,000 dollars. Trust me it works (WARNING DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS IT WILL FAIL).
ReplyDeleteHonestly just save up money. When you get the money then buy it but then might be something you want more. That's about the only fool proof way.
Yeah, saving up the money is probably the only fool proof way. Of course, by the time I do that, a newer version will be out that will be even cooler! :)
DeleteThis is impossible for this DQ ms. Chetto. Just like what Jake said... Go out and buy a kindle fire.
ReplyDeleteThis was to do of Culen not knowing the right thing.
DeleteEveryone lets make this DQ with the most posts, keep posting!!!!!
ReplyDeleteGood plan! If I got a dollar for every post, I'd have my ipad mini!! Everyone keep posting.....and give me a dollar.
DeleteYou should go into Wal-mart and buy one and then return it and get the recite and go in with the case and make it look like your really smart and talk with big words. Ask for and new one because this one doesn't work and put the old one in the car. Print a peace of paper out from your computer at school that looks like one and put it in the box/case. They will fall for it and you will have a iPad mini and you will be happy. Oh I haven't found out how to get free money on your iTunes account.
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