Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Moth


You must escape Moth before you meet the same untimely fate as Dad! Detail your escape plan below. 

25 comments:

  1. ummmmmmmm????????

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  2. Then i will get my dads car and run away. The moth no doubt but i can escape. But before that i would grab the t.p. and open the door and throw it at the moth.

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  3. Can I answer this question with a game?

    I think we should do this like it's Dunnet. You know, that game where you talk to the computer. If you don't know what it is it's like this...

    CPU: You are at an intersection. There is a cabin on one corner with a tree next to it.

    You: Climb

    CPU: Climb What?

    You: Tree

    CPU: You climbed up the tree and found a birds nest with three eggs in it.

    You: Take

    CPU You have three eggs.

    You: n

    CPU: Walked north and found a trade man.

    You: Trade

    CPU: Trade What?

    You: eggs

    CPU: You traded the eggs and got an ax.

    You: s

    CPU: You are back at the intersection.

    You: Enter

    CPU: Enter What?

    You: Cabin

    CPU: You enter the cabin. There is no one here.

    You: Loot

    CPU: Loot What?

    You: Cabin

    CPU: You found a knife and a map.

    You: Exit

    CPU: Exit What?

    You: Cabin

    CPU: You are back at the intersection.

    You: w

    CPU: You walk west and find a bear.

    You: Knife

    CPU: Do what with the knife?

    You: Attack

    CPU: Attack what?

    You: Bear

    CPU: You attacked the bear and you were killed. Game over.

    So yea, that's pretty much Dunnet in a nutshell. So I think that's we should answer this question. We don't know what this bathroom looks like at all. We don't know if there's a window, a second floor, a laundry shoot, there is no way to answer this question without a description. So until then... <|filecorrupted>/HT/>CHETTO!


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    1. Oh silly me, I there solution is simple. Grab the windex from under the sink and open the door. Now if everything goes according to planned the moth will fly at you, you spray it in the eyes, which will stun it, then you spray it one more time for the double tap just to make sure it doesn't get back up then you smash it with the bottom of the bottle before it lays eggs. It's really just that simple but it will take some real braveries to do this as it is bloody dangerous. They told me to never ever use the windex bottle or I would die! I mean, why would they put all this stuff under the sink if they said it was just going to kill me?

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    2. Portal 2 anyone?

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    3. Oh, and by the way the last two sentences sound better if you read them in a British accent. Or a Wheatley voice.

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  4. I know what exactly what I'm going to do. I'm going to kill the first moth with fire, and scream for my life with that text message I just got, and then call 911. Just kidding! What I' really going to do is go into action, like it's the zombie apocalypse. Grab all of my ammunition, all of the food from the pantry, and get to the upstairs. Wait a second, i don't have an upstairs!!! UGH!!! I'm going to go on the roof, with a giant dome over me. I'm also going to have a electrical fence around my dome, with the national guard around me. But if the National Guard refuses to come, I'll go to plan D.
    So I called the National Guard, and they refused to come, so I guess it's plan D. Ok, Do nothing...

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    1. How are you going to get the ammo? Is it in the bathroom? How will you get to the pantry? How will you get to the roof and get a dome?

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  5. Also when the moth is alive ill signal my friend predator to kill it. Then ill escape to Mexico. Then for the rest of my life I will live in EL PRESIDEIO thanks a lot moth. This is very good to live here in mexico. It's not nice to try to kill someone.

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  6. If this happened I would run and kill it with a fly's water. It would be really cool because it's guts will be all over the place. I don't like bugs but they are really fun to put by my English teacher. That was really funny because she is scared of them. Maybe if I'm lucky she won't down grade me for that. Well I will run out to my care and then I would see a another moth but it would do any thing but I don't want to be to careful. I run and I fell in a ditch.

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    1. Joe this moth is DIFFERENT. It is huge and it will eat the fly swatter like it was a small snack. Then you would be next.

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  7. OK i will look at the bathroom and see what I have to use then I will make a plan. OK as long as there is a toilet I will be OK because I am going to shrink my self down and flush the toilet and jump in it and I will go to the sewer and escape. Then when i get down there I will start running in the opposite direction, so that if he follows me he will not now where to go. Then I will run back when he is gone and go back up the pipe and return to my family and my own house.

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    1. How are you going to shirk your self? With a plunger?

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    2. How are you going to shrink your self? With a plunger?

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  8. I will just walk out of the bathroom... No not really, if the moth is on the door I will spray some 4 10 on the door because 4 09 will just clean the door and 4 10 will blast a clear way out of the bathroom. I will then hold the bottle like it is a gun so if there are any other hairy killing flying beats that lurk around the corners I will be safe. I will also find my dad if he has not been eaten by the moths and call 555 for moth emergencies. Then I will rid the cities of this earth of moths because then we will not need moth balls and then peoples cars and clothes will not smell like old people. THE END.

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  9. How are you going to shirk your self? With a plunger?

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  10. There are a lot of ways your could approach this while you are thinking of a plan. It needs to be some that you can actually do with the supplies that are in a bathroom. In a bath room there is usually toilet paper, a plunger, a tooth brush, tooth past, soap, and clenex’s. To be realalistic you could never get out of their alive but it is always worth a try. If the moth is about the size of your hand you could use a plunger and sucktioncup the moth to the door if you think you are quick enough. If you are not quick you can wrap toilet paper around your body and act like a zombie. It will then run away in fear.

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  11. Well first order of business is little does this moth know but you are a drug lord of New York and have hundreds weapons illegal and not illegal. so without a seconded thought you run off to your garage and get some off your guards then you and all of your guards each grab a mini gun and go to the moth. But once you get their its no ordinary moth it is a huge 20 foot tall moth. But that is no problem for you and your boys you tare that moth to shreds in a matter of seconds.

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    1. WoW perfect exactly 100 words.

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  12. Well I would like to get back into the house, but first I would just run outside, get some help, and kill the moth! It isn't quite that easy though. This moth isn't just any moth, it's bullet proof. It is also about 4 ft long and has poisoning bite. Me and the people I hired would get the moth into the bathroom close the door and put tons of tables and furniture in front of the door to ensure the moth couldn't get out of the bathroom. We would then get some members of the army, who would throw some gas into the bathroom through the window. Finally the moth would die.

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  13. Easy, for my diabolical plan I shale take off my shoe okay you fallowing me I know this is getting complicated. Okay so I take my shoe off I take out my phone from my pocket okay are you still with me? Okay so I shine my light at a wall because moths are attracted to light then we he lands I will smack him with the shoe then I will find his phone text his dead saying," Your son is dead it is just me and you meet me at the lamp post by the park just me and you in a battle." You are probably wondering if the human one. I would like to think that he did, but he did not the moth tore the human in half.

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