Sam is an excellent dancer, but sometimes he makes mistakes. Here is Sam dancing along to Gangnam Style. Write a list of instructions for Sam to follow so that he does not end his dance break in such a disastrous manner again.
ok, stare at the guy's left arm who fell. You can see it break. I know it's disgusting, but you can actually see it break!!!
Well anyways, Sam, you don't really need to dance on a table, with one peg holing it up. You also broke your arm!!! you also moved a chair next to the table!!You can also see when you made the chair move, some pieces from the table broke off!! But Sam, really, I know you can do what ever that is, but no Gangnum Style for you for a week!! HAHA= jk.
1. Get dance lessons from a professional like JB. 2. Do not listen to music that you can't even understand the words or at least know what the words mean. 3. Dance ON THE FLOOR or a STURDY SURFACE. Then you will not break your neck. 4. Learn the actual dances of songs. You can still learn Gangnam style 5. Dance like a super star and be awesome. 6. Dance on the street for money and then get rich. 7. Start flash mobs with your dance skills. 8. Get payed to give dance lessons to spoiled rich kids with overpriced lessons and gullible parents. 9. Die awesome! And go to dance heaven.
1. Dance on a surface that is sturdy is that is not elevated in the air such as a table. 2. Also dance on pure ground and if I were you I wouldn't even dance on a stage. Even though people have already danced on it. Your karma would come in and break the stage too. 3. So make sure you only dance on sturdy surfaces like concrete or just plain ground. Well with your luck you might trip and fall anyway. 4. so just forget dancing and move on to something else....... like a doctor ( they get payed the big bucks).
To dance Gangnam Style you need to follow a few simple rules:
1. MOST IMPORTANTLY, remember that no good ever comes from dancing on a table or bar, so don't do it!
2. Never dance under the infulence of alcohol or medicine. Those things make you think you can do things that other people can't and you will look like an idiot.
3. Learn the words to the song even though it's in a different language. I think it might be easier to dance if you know the words and can sing along.
4. Always practice your dance moves BEFORE publishing your video on YouTube. Videos of people doing stupid stuff always go viral and you can't afford to screw up your teenage reputation. We are supposed to know everything at our age, and your video shows adults that you don't.
5. Always have a back up plan. Dancing Gangnam Style looks like a lot of fun, but if Plan A goes bad, you can always save yourself with Plan B.
I think Sam is very smart but this is not smart. I really wish he did this way more and next time in the charter room. I really think this is funny and he should do it on a chair with wheels. We can make some YouTube video's with his being stupid. We can get a lot of views. We should do this. Make a lot of videos with different songs. Like Friday and whistle. This would be great nut we will need some money. This would be fun.
All I can say to help is, dance on a sturdy surface. Other than that you would have been all good, and would not have fallen on the ground and broken the table. I must say it is not a good idea to dance a table like that. You could even dance on a table, a table that is sturdy though. I wonder if Sam (the dancer in the video), got hurt when they fell onto the ground. It looked like it would hurt pretty bad. In case you don't understand what I am telling you, here is a list of what you need to do.
1. Do NOT dance on a brake able table, but instead on a sturdy surface.
Sam I don't think I even need to give you instructions you know perfectly well how to fix this stop being an idiot. First of all who do you think you are to try to dance on a flimsy table I mean come on same really use some common sense don't just go out and do random stupid stuff. Also the gangam style really that is kind of pathetic that is so old and over danced and played. So Sam straighten up your act and get back in the game and start dancing like the dancer you are the Sam that everybody knows.
Don't DAnce to it bro ok thats all
ReplyDeleteYou don't say.
Deleteok, stare at the guy's left arm who fell. You can see it break. I know it's disgusting, but you can actually see it break!!!
ReplyDeleteWell anyways, Sam, you don't really need to dance on a table, with one peg holing it up. You also broke your arm!!! you also moved a chair next to the table!!You can also see when you made the chair move, some pieces from the table broke off!! But Sam, really, I know you can do what ever that is, but no Gangnum Style for you for a week!! HAHA= jk.
Today nobody even asked me how my arm felt not even you Collin.
Delete1. Get dance lessons from a professional like JB.
ReplyDelete2. Do not listen to music that you can't even understand the words or at least know what the words mean.
3. Dance ON THE FLOOR or a STURDY SURFACE. Then you will not break your neck.
4. Learn the actual dances of songs. You can still learn Gangnam style
5. Dance like a super star and be awesome.
6. Dance on the street for money and then get rich.
7. Start flash mobs with your dance skills.
8. Get payed to give dance lessons to spoiled rich kids with overpriced lessons and gullible parents.
9. Die awesome! And go to dance heaven.
Nice. that is alot of things to follow.
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DeleteJB can not dance he got the moves from somebody else.
Delete1. Dance on a surface that is sturdy is that is not elevated in the air such as a table.
ReplyDelete2. Also dance on pure ground and if I were you I wouldn't even dance on a stage. Even though people have already danced on it. Your karma would come in and break the stage too.
3. So make sure you only dance on sturdy surfaces like concrete or just plain ground. Well with your luck you might trip and fall anyway.
4. so just forget dancing and move on to something else....... like a doctor ( they get payed the big bucks).
nice job.
DeleteIt wouldn't be karma it would be bad luck because if it was karma he would have had to be mean to somebody or something!!!
DeleteThanks for telling me after Cody.
DeleteTo fulfill your dream of being a dancer just follow these simple steps...
ReplyDeleteI don't know how you could be a better dancer
Just Let me think about this
DeleteTo dance Gangnam Style you need to follow a few simple rules:
ReplyDelete1. MOST IMPORTANTLY, remember that no good ever comes from dancing on a table or bar, so don't do it!
2. Never dance under the infulence of alcohol or medicine. Those things make you think you can do things that other people can't and you will look like an idiot.
3. Learn the words to the song even though it's in a different language. I think it might be easier to dance if you know the words and can sing along.
4. Always practice your dance moves BEFORE publishing your video on YouTube. Videos of people doing stupid stuff always go viral and you can't afford to screw up your teenage reputation. We are supposed to know everything at our age, and your video shows adults that you don't.
5. Always have a back up plan. Dancing Gangnam Style looks like a lot of fun, but if Plan A goes bad, you can always save yourself with Plan B.
Very creative I will take these instructions under consideration.
Deletev Everyone below me is stupid v
ReplyDeletehmmm interesting.
DeleteWell thank you Deezy that means a lot(sarcasm).
ReplyDeleteI think Sam is very smart but this is not smart. I really wish he did this way more and next time in the charter room. I really think this is funny and he should do it on a chair with wheels. We can make some YouTube video's with his being stupid. We can get a lot of views. We should do this. Make a lot of videos with different songs. Like Friday and whistle. This would be great nut we will need some money. This would be fun.
ReplyDeleteThis is to add on to this.
DeleteSam and Collin should do this at our school dance. They are both really good dancers.
All I can say to help is, dance on a sturdy surface. Other than that you would have been all good, and would not have fallen on the ground and broken the table. I must say it is not a good idea to dance a table like that. You could even dance on a table, a table that is sturdy though. I wonder if Sam (the dancer in the video), got hurt when they fell onto the ground. It looked like it would hurt pretty bad. In case you don't understand what I am telling you, here is a list of what you need to do.
ReplyDelete1. Do NOT dance on a brake able table, but instead on a sturdy surface.
Sam I don't think I even need to give you instructions you know perfectly well how to fix this stop being an idiot. First of all who do you think you are to try to dance on a flimsy table I mean come on same really use some common sense don't just go out and do random stupid stuff. Also the gangam style really that is kind of pathetic that is so old and over danced and played. So Sam straighten up your act and get back in the game and start dancing like the dancer you are the Sam that everybody knows.
ReplyDelete