Wednesday, April 17, 2013

What The?!

Write a few lines of dialogue to go with this photo. 


18 comments:

  1. Shouldnt this be turned around for costumes? Well the mans asking the kid if he likes bannanas since hes wearing the suit and the kid says no. He than asks the man if he likes grapes sinces he wearing a grape suit, the man says no and therefore they both switch costumes, since the kid likes grapes and the man likes bannanas.

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  2. This is cool. They are both warring fruit.They have cool suits. The grape asking the banana a Question. Were are you going? I am going to the fair. What are You doing there? I am going to ride some rides and have fun. Grape, Wear is your custom form. Banana, It is from green lake at the shop down there. How long has the shop been open? 10 years. How old were you when you got that custom.I was 15 years old and I still like it. OK thanks . Bye. OK thanks have fun.

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    1. Nice job, he just may look normal at the fair if everyone is supposed to dress up as fruit!

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  3. The photo above shows the man named Ilikegrapes, talking to a boy named, Ilikebananas. Ilikegrapes interviews the young man about why he chose to change his name to Ilikebananas.

    Ilikegrapes: So, what caused you to change your name to Ilikebananas?
    Ilikebananas: Ever since I was a little boy I loved to eat bananas; I would usually eat at least 10 bananas a day.
    Ilikegrapes: Wow, that's a lot of bananas.
    Ilikebananas: Yes, it is.
    Ilikegrapes: Yeah.
    Ilikebananas: Mhmmm.

    10 minutes later.....
    Ilikegrapes: That really is a lot.
    Ilikebananas: Yeah it really is.

    1 hour later.....
    Ilikegrapes: So, you changed your name because you loved to eat bananas.
    Ilikebananas: No. While I do love bananas, that is not why I changed my name.
    Ilikegrapes: Why did you change your name then?
    Ilikebananas: After about 5 years of eating so many bananas, I developed a rare sickness called BananaTransformation. This is a sickness where you are transformed into an oversized banana.
    Ilikegrapes: I can see you still have that sickness. Still, what caused you to change your name?
    Ilikebananas: I wanted to show people that just because eating to many bananas can turn you into a banana, it doesn't mean that you still can't like to eat bananas. I wanted to show that I still do like bananas.
    Ilikegrapes: Very interesting young man, I really do know what you are saying.
    Ilikebananas: So, what's your name?
    Ilikegrapes: Well, what is my name? My name is the wondrous name of Ilikegrapes.
    Ilikebananas: Did the same thing happen to you?!!
    Ilikegrapes: Yes it did, we are very alike.

    It turns out that interviewee Ilikebananas changed his name so that he could show people that he still liked bananas.

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    1. Well that went on for a while.

      By the way Ms. Chetto we are very sorry but my mom and I cannot make it to the concert tonight because we are celebrating my sisters 18th birthday.

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    2. Geez, you must have time on your hands.

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    3. Very interesting conversation! Kudos to Ilikegrapes for sticking with the interview for so long!

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  4. Grapes: Hello I'm Don E. Grapes from NBC 4 news. Today we are talking to Michael Fisher, you may also know him as the guy in the Banana costume that likes to sit in the park. So Michael, why do you like to do this?
    Banana: I don't know, the best way that I can explain it is that I like to sit in the park and be connected with my ancestors. You may know them by tree one and two but I know them as Mom and Dad.
    Grapes: You know that they are Maple and Walnut trees right?
    Banana: SHHHHH!! Know why would you say something like that. They're my family, that's bullying. STOP! *runs away*

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  5. This is a conversation with Mr. Grape and Mr. Banana. Now Mr. Grape and Mr. Banana Just got in a tough Conversation on which Fruit is better grapes or bananas.

    Mr. G: So how do you feel about Grapes, aren't they just amazing.
    Mr. B: Ohh they are okay but Bananas are just so much better.
    Mr. G: And where did you hear that?
    Mr. B: Well I got it from the internet. Where else would you come upon information so right?
    Mr. G: And where did you hear that?
    Mr. B: The internet.
    Mr. G: Oh… I see, maybe bananas are better.

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    1. They can't put anything on the internet that isn't true. ;)

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  6. Well, it seems the characters from the fruit of the loom underwear have came to life, and interviewing each other. The grape is asking, "How does it smell when you are being weared?" The banana answered, "I can't really answer that, and you know what I mean." The fruits have came alive and are going to eat us all. (fruit apocolypse)

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  7. OK so one day I was in the grocery store and I saw the weirdest thing. It is a banana for sale and I called 911 because I just couldn't believe my eyes. I saw people eating them and I was shocked.

    Thank You lets move on to weather!

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  8. Old guy: so how much have you made doing fruit of the loom commercials?
    young guy: about 20 grand and I have only done 3 of them so far, You?
    Old guy: well I have made about two million and boy am I rolling it.
    young guy: well that's is because you have been doing it so long. Do you think they will keep me?
    Old guy: yes out of all the other people I know who wear banana suite you look the best in it.
    young guy: great well bye now.
    Old guy: Bye thanks for letting us interview you.

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  9. The old guy is the reporter and the other guy is kind of like the rebel and you will find out why.
    Hi I am Jack and I am here on the a behalf of National Fruit Day. This time of year we see people dressed as all sorts of fruits, oh here is one now. Sir why did you choose to be this fruit?
    "Um I am not a fruit, I am with the ROB. We try to save the banana by making it become a vegetable and in my opinion the banana is a fruit, we are the Rescue Of Bananas Society"
    Jack says," Sir you are completely out of your mind, I love it! Do you maybe think the grape could be a part of this and start a new group?"
    Banana Man said," If you can dream it you can do it."
    Then they both ran off into the distance screaming we are vegetables with everyone staring at them out of confusion, the end.

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