The picture shows clear evidence that we have a murderer in our hands. The baby in the picture is literally eating Papa Smurf. Consequences could result in years of Smurf imprisonment. Life in prison with smurfs can be very tough. I think the baby should realize what he did and how it is wrong, and wont do it again. Next we need to raise awareness to protect smurfs, for several smurfs are being eaten by baby's every day.
As you can see the baby has had a cake made of smurfs explaining the colors of the childs hands and face. Now we have to figure out which parent was the true murderer and convict them. The day of the Party mom was baking the cake, she told dad to go get what she needs to make the cake, he later went to the store, and bought the supplies. SO the true criminal of this murder is the store themself Smurf R Us, doing further research has shown that all their products contain smurf blood, DNA and organs. The store chain of Smurf R Us has been shut down due to the murder of innocent smurfs. Their judgement is execution of all employees.
I can see that he defiantly has some thing that to do with it. We should have to go in for questioning and see if he has any thing to do with it. He looks like he has some thing to do with it. He has a lot of things to do with it and he dose not care. I think that he should have to go to jail. I would then go to the lab and test the evidence with his DNA and see what happens. He has to go to the jail and he has to stay there over night. He has to go to the testing room and he can sit there.
Well you see I am a very fair man and I believe in what I think is right! If someone ever commits a crime like that I personally think they should be put to death. If they kill somebody’s live they should not be able to live. END OF STORY!!!!!!!!!
I would not process this because the eating of Smurfs is not illegal. If it was illegal I would process it because how would you feel if somebody had eaten someone and asked for more, what would you do. I don't know I think that is what I would do but that's just my opinion. Since it is not illegal I would just give him another Smurf. If a baby likes it then I would have to say that they are good. Maybe someday I will give it a try. Would you try Smurf meat. (This is an easy way to get one of your required comments)
Lets put the baby in jail, im sorry, but this is a murder scene. This baby has killed multiple smurfs, and is going to kill all of them! This baby needs to stop, in which the police will put the baby in prison, will metal jail cell walls. This not be any ordinary prison, this will be a prison for elderly people. A baby will sit their, thinking, BRING ME ANOTHER SMURF!
It makes sense because it looks like he wanted some blueberry pie. There is no crime but he still hast to pay. It cost $3.50 per pie and he ate 300 pies so he owes $1,050. He doesn't have enough to pay so he ran and got to the building next to him. It was the police station and he ran right into trouble. So, he sees this guy eating donuts and drinking some coffee. The guy stopped him and ask why are you in a hurry? Then he said do you want some donuts.The next day he got on a plane and headed for Canada.
Well you see that kid in the picture is not all that innocent. See that blue stuff in his hands and all over his body? Well that is Papa Smurf. You see that Baby Jr. here got mad at Papa Smurf because Papa Smurf wouldn't shave his bear. Out of rage and madness Baby Jr. grabbed Papa Smurf shaved his beard then ate him. In raged by the Papa Smurf didn't have a beard he ate him even though Baby Jr. was the one to shave the beard. In the end it all comes down to the fact that baby Jr. just wanted a tasty blue treat.
This is a super easy one. What I would do is just simply track this baby down and assemble a small army. Then after that you go to this baby’s compound that he has built and try to go in and get him. But since he has an army of 300 troops and illegal weapons and explosives lined up you just have to have a standoff for like 20 days. Then you just storm the building and capture the terrorist baby no problem.
This baby, known as Stormageddon : The Dark Lord of All, lives in London England and has been capturing Smurfs and eating them for breakfast on Sundays since Tuesday on the 31st of November of 1969. He was part of the terrorist group known as the Shadow Company. The group has covertly aided in the bombing of the Death Star, the destruction of the enterprise, and the implementation of the HAL 9000 of the mission to Jupiter in 2001 killing most of the crew, and most recently the assassination of Papa Smurf. This little mongler deserves to be brought to justice.
The picture shows clear evidence that we have a murderer in our hands. The baby in the picture is literally eating Papa Smurf. Consequences could result in years of Smurf imprisonment. Life in prison with smurfs can be very tough. I think the baby should realize what he did and how it is wrong, and wont do it again. Next we need to raise awareness to protect smurfs, for several smurfs are being eaten by baby's every day.
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DeleteI feel for the Smurfs and I worry about their ability to continue as a species! :(
DeleteIf you put a Smurf eater in a prison with Smurfs isn't he just going to eat all the Smurfs? That like putting a hungry man in a grocery store.
DeleteAusten has a valid point.
DeleteAs you can see the baby has had a cake made of smurfs explaining the colors of the childs hands and face. Now we have to figure out which parent was the true murderer and convict them. The day of the Party mom was baking the cake, she told dad to go get what she needs to make the cake, he later went to the store, and bought the supplies. SO the true criminal of this murder is the store themself Smurf R Us, doing further research has shown that all their products contain smurf blood, DNA and organs. The store chain of Smurf R Us has been shut down due to the murder of innocent smurfs. Their judgement is execution of all employees.
ReplyDeleteI can see that he defiantly has some thing that to do with it. We should have to go in for questioning and see if he has any thing to do with it. He looks like he has some thing to do with it. He has a lot of things to do with it and he dose not care. I think that he should have to go to jail. I would then go to the lab and test the evidence with his DNA and see what happens. He has to go to the jail and he has to stay there over night. He has to go to the testing room and he can sit there.
ReplyDeleteDo we blame the baby, or the parents that fed him the Smurf? Can we blame the baby for thinking that Smurfs are magically delicious?
DeleteHow do you know the baby catch it itself?
DeleteThe baby is ruthless
DeleteWell you see I am a very fair man and I believe in what I think is right! If someone ever commits a crime like that I personally think they should be put to death. If they kill somebody’s live they should not be able to live. END OF STORY!!!!!!!!!
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DeleteI would not process this because the eating of Smurfs is not illegal. If it was illegal I would process it because how would you feel if somebody had eaten someone and asked for more, what would you do. I don't know I think that is what I would do but that's just my opinion. Since it is not illegal I would just give him another Smurf. If a baby likes it then I would have to say that they are good. Maybe someday I will give it a try. Would you try Smurf meat. (This is an easy way to get one of your required comments)
ReplyDeleteLets put the baby in jail, im sorry, but this is a murder scene. This baby has killed multiple smurfs, and is going to kill all of them! This baby needs to stop, in which the police will put the baby in prison, will metal jail cell walls. This not be any ordinary prison, this will be a prison for elderly people. A baby will sit their, thinking, BRING ME ANOTHER SMURF!
ReplyDeleteIt makes sense because it looks like he wanted some blueberry pie. There is no crime but he still hast to pay. It cost $3.50 per pie and he ate 300 pies so he owes $1,050. He doesn't have enough to pay so he ran and got to the building next to him. It was the police station and he ran right into trouble. So, he sees this guy eating donuts and drinking some coffee. The guy stopped him and ask why are you in a hurry? Then he said do you want some donuts.The next day he got on a plane and headed for Canada.
ReplyDeleteWell you see that kid in the picture is not all that innocent. See that blue stuff in his hands and all over his body? Well that is Papa Smurf. You see that Baby Jr. here got mad at Papa Smurf because Papa Smurf wouldn't shave his bear. Out of rage and madness Baby Jr. grabbed Papa Smurf shaved his beard then ate him. In raged by the Papa Smurf didn't have a beard he ate him even though Baby Jr. was the one to shave the beard. In the end it all comes down to the fact that baby Jr. just wanted a tasty blue treat.
ReplyDeleteThis is a super easy one. What I would do is just simply track this baby down and assemble a small army. Then after that you go to this baby’s compound that he has built and try to go in and get him. But since he has an army of 300 troops and illegal weapons and explosives lined up you just have to have a standoff for like 20 days. Then you just storm the building and capture the terrorist baby no problem.
ReplyDeleteThis baby, known as Stormageddon : The Dark Lord of All, lives in London England and has been capturing Smurfs and eating them for breakfast on Sundays since Tuesday on the 31st of November of 1969. He was part of the terrorist group known as the Shadow Company. The group has covertly aided in the bombing of the Death Star, the destruction of the enterprise, and the implementation of the HAL 9000 of the mission to Jupiter in 2001 killing most of the crew, and most recently the assassination of Papa Smurf. This little mongler deserves to be brought to justice.
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