Thursday, October 18, 2012

Zombies Ahead!

You are in the car on your way to school when suddenly you see this sign. What do you do!!? (yes, I watched the Walking Dead last night).

Caution! Zombies Ahead!!

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  1. I continue with my day...

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  2. Then what happens in the middle I actually start to think about it. Next thing you know the teacher is yelling at me because i'm spacing out. Then at lunch we have a nasty lunch and it reminds me of zombie brains then I do not eat. I reach the end of the day I go home see a farmer thinking it's a zombie freak out then calm down. I get home and do homework eat dinner watch the hockey game go to bed and after this I wake up then everything is fine and continue with my day.

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    1. Well it's nice to know you end up okay.

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    2. Wow,is it possible to continue with your day

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  3. First I go get Jake and Cody. Next we go and get every gun in town and then when head to Chetto's house. Jake is a good hacker but Chetto is better. The only reason that were getting Chetto is because should could hack into something and find a cure. I also got my aunt and uncle because my aunt is a doctor and my uncle is a engineer. Cody will get the light machine guns as a see him play in call of duty. It is really fun playing with him by the way(He sucks). I will then find a farm and start my life. Oh ya don't let cop named Shane in to you house or even you life and those are my Cheetos and none for you. I will get my life back and save everyone and if anyone try to stop, they will problem get success.

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    1. Why can't I let a cop named Shane into my house?

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    2. I like that you take your ant and uncle.

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    3. Second. Best. Plan. Ever.

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  4. Truthfully, in real life, I would not believe this sign. I would keep driving unless there really was zombies ahead. If I saw zombies I would speed up full speed and smash all the zombies until I got through all of them. If there were to many zombies, well.....lets just hope that they were nice zombies...... Like I said before, on first sight, I would not believe the sign. I mean, that could easily just be some prank someone wanted to do. Especially if it were a holiday like Halloween. I do not think many people would believe that sign. After all, its not everyday that you see a sign that says zombies ahead. I would be pretty scared and confused if I truly did see that sign and then some zombies. But pretty slim chances that there would actually be zombies. Like a .001% chance that there would be zombies and that they would actually be real and not people in suits. But then again, there might be people who would believe that sign and make a U turn at 100 mph, but I doubt there's that many people who would do that.

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    1. Wow i like the U turn at 100mph you would be lucky if the car did not roll over

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    2. wow whyatt you must have a car with super good handling and you must be one heck of a good driver.

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    3. Wyatt, it is real.

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    4. Jake, Alex, and Ryan, if it is real, yes, I would make a U turn at 100 mph. I am the best driver in the world. Also, I would buy the car with the best handling ever.

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  5. I would laugh at first. I would think it is just a joke until I actually keep diving and see them all walking with their dead looking bodies. When I see this I think I would go find a psychiatrist and see if what I was seeing was true. After the psychiatrist told me it was real I would go to gander mountain on our way to Milwaukie. In there, there is a really big supply of any kind of gun you want. I would then just a shotgun. When I get one i will drive down to Louisiana where there is a gun place called Red Jacket. They have a TV show and make really cool guns. I would then go there and fight zombies with red jacket supplies.

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    1. The question is, how many zombies are there for you to take town?

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    2. Nice i think that was a great idea that you include Red Jacket.

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    3. Out of all the guns at this gun library Cody picks a shotgun? Stupid mistake Cody. Very bad choice. Go with the AR-15. Trust me, I know a weapons and zombie apocalypse expert.

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  6. What people don’t know about me is that I am actually secret agent Ryan James Bond 006.With the powers and recourses I have available, I can over come any dangerous situation that may come along. So, if I was on my way to school and saw a sign that said “CAUTION! Zombies Ahead!” I would immediately spring into action by pulling the rope on my backpack and send my self flying straight in to the Zombie zone. Once in side of the circle of Zombies I would activate my Tesla stun gun and leave the zombies knocked out cold. With them in a helpless state I can call into my secret agent watch asking for permission to send the living dead back to their original death site to reenter the universe as peaceful souls. You see, what people don’t know is that zombies are lost souls, scared and unhappy about being stuck between life and death. They really don’t mean to harm people it’s just the only way they know how to get attention and somehow communicate that they need help getting into the next life.

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    1. Wow nice response Ryan. That was great work.

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  7. I would take a gun and mow them all down. But not just any gun a laser gun. Then I would just drive get more ammo and drive forever and ever until I lost my car. Then I would go and get a new car. then after a while I would go back to a place and upgrade my gun then my gun would be way better so then I would have to use less ammo so then I would have a harder time of going down like everybody else which is not good at all.

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    1. How did you get the laser gun?

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    2. From the mystery box of course!

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  8. I would go straight in there with no regards if I'm going to come out alive or not. You know why? Because I know I'm going to come out alive. There will be no zombies ruining my day. But our family has actually been preparing for the zombies apocalypse for a year and a half now. We have a plan as soon as the outbreak happens. Also just to everyone out there that's going to ask, sorry, we're out of room for followers. Too many people slows the group down and we won't have enough guns for everyone. Anyway you heard my answer at the beginning, but now I am going to tell you our shopping list... Weapons - AR-15 with Silencer and Laser Sight. - Heckler and Koch USP .40 with Silencer and Laser Sight. Your going to want a silencer so when you pick off a zombie, you're not going to attract every zombie within a mile of you. The laser sight so that all you have to do is lay that little red dot on the zombies head. Also to all the people that are going to ask what about double tap? Aren't you supposed to shoot them a second time? No! Absolutely not. Do your double tap with a blade, not a bullet. Never waste ammo like that, but just be careful when stabbing your victim... But a little more info on the weapons and what not to bring and what kind of blade to use. The worst weapon to ever use in the zombie apocalypse. It has a low ammo capacity, rounds are big, heavy, to sum it up inefficient weapon you would be better off carrying a 50 pound machine gun around. Now your probably wondering about the blade. You're also probably thinking it's just going to be one big sword. Well you're going to want of those to, but when picking your blade, you're going to make sure to get something that doesn't get stuck. An example something that would get stuck at a small scale would be a fish hook. Some of the swords have a little indent or a hook. To be honest, I really have no idea what that's about but that would not be the best choice. But just to get to the point, the best blade is the katana. It's light, sharp, smooth, and sleek. Best voice for a sword, but you need a littler blade to. Your choice on this one doesn't really matter at all. Just make sure it's to your specifications and it's good quality. Now I could go on and on forever but I think I'll stop here. But before I stop, I'm going to tell you something that is really going to surprise you. Don't listen to anything I just said. Now you're thinking, Jake. What do you mean by that? Well you see, if you're a pro marksman, and you think you're good enough to go out and quick scope a bunch of zombies, that's ok. Thats what you're good at. If you think you're good enough to rock the sabre? Thats ok, as long as you've had the training. If you're a pro at the shotgun, you should still rethink that LMG. Shotguns require no skill and are inefficient. Anyway, I think you get the point. Fight on guys!

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    1. Well I think I know what my next Blog is going to be about.

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  9. If I saw a sign that said "zombies ahead", I would scream, jump out of the car, and go home. When I get home, I would call the police to tell them this situation. Then, I would go back to the location, with a MOAB and a FAD. I would go rage and destroy all zombies. There would be blood flying, skin ripping, flesh shrinking. All zombies would all rage quit, but I would still continue with this situation. The police would arrive, and they would find that all zombies would be gone, and I would be the hero. (Plus Joey because he's awesome at zombies)

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  10. If I saw a sign that said "zombies ahead", I would scream, jump out of the car, and go home. When I get home, I would call the police to tell them this situation. Then, I would go back to the location, with a MOAB and a FAD. I would go rage and destroy all zombies. There would be blood flying, skin ripping, flesh shrinking. All zombies would all rage quit, but I would still continue with this situation. The police would arrive, and they would find that all zombies would be gone, and I would be the hero. (Plus Joey because he's awesome at zombies)

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  11. Zombies, it's the worst Apocalypse ever. Get the shotguns and explosive rifles. The gunpowder and lead will fly. Bullets will spread. Also get the undead bait. Zombies, give your worst. Bring it fools. Those things are brainless they and just want flesh. I would just turn the car around or if I had a weapon like a double barreled shotgun to top them then I would push forward. I don't like zombies even though there not real. they are all really stupid. A zombie killed my brother (just kidding). The zombie Apocalypse is the world worst fear but I don't believe it. So if it does let me know. I'll probably die first. Now this is probably stupid but that billboard was funny. The zombies are also hideous. So I would be like "you probably looked better alive miss." Also how can the dead come back it's the mask isn't it (the mask of curse). Thanks for reading if you sneezed during this discussion question bless you.

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  12. If I saw that sign, I would skip school, and go home. When I get home, I would call the police about the situation. I would then call Joey to tell about this, and invite him for zombie slaying. I would grab a FAD and go to the location. I would destroy all zombies, and escape the location. Joe would probably get all of the points, but I would just steal them from him. And when the police would get there, all of the zombies would be gone. So they gave a big thanks to me and Joe.

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  13. First thing first I would call my cousins Alison and Andrew and Jake plus other numerous family members. We have been preparing for the Apocalypse for almost a year. I would go home lock the doors, board the bottom windows and doors. The next day when they arrive I will put their car in the secure garage. We will dig a trench to put the bodies in(Zombie Bodies). Then we would fight off hordes of Zombies until we had our stratagy planed out to find Max Brooks. For those who do not know Max Brooks is the author of "World War Z" and "Zombie Survival Guide". Then we find the Hostess Twinkie factory and build a "Twinkie Fortress" and live happily ever after and have kids and train them to fight Zombies and take over the wold. Then I wake up and see Ron(The narrator from "The Twilight Zone") and he says this is purely fictional and all these sites, sounds and memories only can exist in the Twilight Zone...

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  14. I would drive right on into the city and swerve into every zombie I saw. Laughing maniacally as I hit every single one screaming DIE ZOMBIES DIE!!!!!
    Drive over to the gun store and get every rifle I can and get the ammunition I can get and just camp out on top of the tallest store and snipe every zombie until I'am out of ammo than go Rambo and knife every zombie and run for my life and live the rest of my life as a merchant selling organs from the zombies I killed. Than with the money I made I would buy the things i need to build a thundergun.
    CAUTION; THE ORGANS YOU MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO BECOME ZOMBIES DUE TO THE FACT THE ORGANS CONTAIN THE ZOMBIE BACTERIA IN THEM AND WILL INFECT WHOEVER THEY ARE TRANSPLANTED IN TOO.

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  15. I would drive right on into the city and swerve into every zombie I saw. Laughing maniacally as I hit every single one screaming DIE ZOMBIES DIE!!!!!
    Drive over to the gun store and get every rifle I can and get the ammunition I can get and just camp out on top of the tallest store and snipe every zombie until I'am out of ammo than go Rambo and knife every zombie and run for my life and live the rest of my life as a merchant selling organs from the zombies I killed. Than with the money I made I would buy the things i need to build a thundergun.
    CAUTION; THE ORGANS YOU MAY CAUSE SOME PEOPLE TO BECOME ZOMBIES DUE TO THE FACT THE ORGANS CONTAIN THE ZOMBIE BACTERIA IN THEM AND WILL INFECT WHOEVER THEY ARE TRANSPLANTED IN TOO.

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  16. I would go to a gun store right away and get lmg, smg, assault rifle, bow and arrow, a good old fashion baseball bat. Then sit up on the store and just start killing zombies. Until, they were all dead and then just go old fashion on their butts with a baseball bat. Then I would find a car to try to find a safehouse until the sun came back up. Then I would try to find civilization and stay there my whole life. Until,that place gets screwed over by zombies too then I would rinse and repeat. Then find another civilized place to stay. Hopefully it doesn't happen again. then try to start a family and start a new life with my family and hopefully I dont go insane.Then finally would hopefully get a better life then zombie hunting but whats better than zombie hunting. People help on what i could of doing than zombie hunting. But i can think of a singel one.

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