Friday, October 19, 2012

Cat Norris

Your beloved pet, Cat Norris, is in trouble again for bullying the neighborhood dogs. The police want to fine you for his actions since you are his responsible guardian. But if you pay that fine, you will have no money to buy Halo 4 when it comes out!! How will you convince the police not to fine you, and what are you going to do with that troublesome Cat Norris??


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  1. Wow I am the first one to comment on this interesting story first of all I would let my cat do this because it is to funny and second i would let my cat round house kick them and nock them out and put them in there beds and act like it was all a dream so i would not get fined and be able to buy halo 4. Now i punish my Cat Norris by forcing him to watch me play halo 4 because he want to play halo 4 so far

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    1. Wow,you would make your cat suffer like that you are mean.

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    2. What a great plan.

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    3. He would probably eat the disk because he was so disgusted with this game.

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  2. Wow, I'm the second. Anyways, I would just give away my cat to someone else so they can take away the problem off of my hands. The location I would put the cat, is somewhere out of the state. Because I wouldn't want to even see the cat, and remember how I almost could not buy HALO 4. If I could not buy HALO 4, I would always rage quit, and go nuts!!!!!!!!!! HAHA JUST KIDDING!!!! I don't like HALO. Anyways, I would tell the police I'm giving it up for adoption

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    1. Why would you give up on the cat like that.I think that is just mean.

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    2. Why... Just, why would you give away such an amazing cat? For that CN is going to track you down and destroy you for abandoning him in such a great time of need.

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    3. What if the cat flew back to you?

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  3. I treasure my family. I treasure my ps3. I treasure my friend's (Online and offline). I treasure Red Dead Redemption. I treasure pizza pie. I treasure Ms.chetto. I treasure my treasure. I treasure my clothes I just ran out of ideas. Come back to read part two when i get more ideas. If you sneezed while reading bless you. that was chuck cat norris that put that there. My god that's a past D.Q. thanks. I don't under stand how he did that. That's a good kick, though. Wow I hate the letter QQQQQQQQQQQQ and I don't know why. Now this is part one and ill be back for part two so don't come to me and say "Adrian you need to do more" because Ill get to it when I get to it. Thanks for reading and if you sneezed during this D.Q. bless you and theres that dang QQQQQQQQ again.

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    1. I like how you added Part of the Teasures DQ.

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    2. that was random

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    3. I don't quite understand why his first part was his treasures DQ.

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  4. I would never pay the fine. My cat is awesome, so it should have an awesome dinner. Those Halo 4 funds are going to go to a salmon dinner for this awesome cat. By the way, Halo is stupid, Call of Duty is stupid, I hate my Play Station, yet I still play it. Except Halo 4, you stay in that hole. No one likes you. But yea, I got all the games I need, I will not pay the fine, and my cat is getting an awesome salmon dinner. But there is one problem with all of this. Actually, now that I think of it, there isn't a problem at all! If I do not pay the fine, I am probably going to spend like an entire week in jail, but Cat Norris will just sweep in, knock out the entire staff, take the keys, throw the keys at the self destruct button, bend the bars on my cell, and then make an epic escape in a police helicopter all in less than six minutes while we fly away and watch the building as it is engulfed into a fiery explosion. Easy...

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    1. I completly agree jake halo sucks. man i should hae let my cat have a salmon dinner dang it. Although i think you could do that i doubt it would be easy.

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    2. Yeah, I have to agree with Jake and Alex on this one. Halo 4 SUCKS. No offense to those Halo lovers, but I wouldn't really even buy Halo 4.

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  5. No I can explain, you can’t make me pay a fine. You might say I m in control of him but I’m not, once I tried to train him not to bully fo89 hours strait and it only worked for a n our than he was back to it. Don’t even try putting him in jail even in maxim security he will be out and your jail will be burnt to the ground in an hour top and then he will be back at my side try killing him with an army nope somehow he will have the terrorist and a ton of countries on his side and trust me you don’t want another war. So the facts are that it is impossible to take my cat down no matter how hard you try. If I were you I would drop it and tell the dogs to man up or otherwise you’ll have quite a few problems on your hands.

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    1. How does he dodge so many bullets? This cat is truly skilled.

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    2. Wow you trained hom for 48 hours straight.

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  6. Unfortunately, in this situation I would have to either lie to the police but either way like Alex said, Cat Norris is invincible. If I were to lie, I would tell the police Cat Norris is not even my cat and I have no idea who he is. The other lie, which the police probably would believe, is tell them that if they take Cat Norris, Chuck Norris would hunt them down. I would also have to warn them that Cat Norris is highly capable of handling highly explosive items and has ninja like skills. I have had first hand experience of Cat Norris taking down a people trying to run him over with their car (No, he did not kill them). I know that Cat Norris would NOT go down without a fight. Cat Norris just wants to get his revenge to those mean dogs! You cant blame him!

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    1. Dont lie to the cops you will have to pay more.

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  7. I would teach my cat to not kick other animals.I would pay the bill and not get halo 4.I would pay the debt and not get halo 4 because i don't like halo 4 or any of the halo games.I would ground my kitty and not let him go out side.Then if he did it again I would send him to a counseling center.He will live for 15 years if he has not learned I will have to put him down.Then he will have learned and I will not have to worry about him any more. so It will be sad but it will be for the better.I dont like halo 4 because it is so boring and there is not much to do in the game.I would then get cat Norris brother and hope he would be much better.If he is not I would send him through same thing that cat Norris had to go through

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    1. **changes to first post**
      I would teach my cat not to kick other animals. I would pay the bill and not get Halo 4 because I don't like that video game anyway. I would ground my cat and not let him go outside. Then, if he did it again I would send him to a counseling center. He is 15 years old so if that didn’t work I would have to put him down. At least I will not have to worry about the safety of other people and animals. It will be sad, but it will be for the better. I would then get another cat and hope that he would be better. If he is not, I would send him through same training that I sent Cat Norris through. I think it will work on my new cat because he is so much younger and can learn better.

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  8. Well this is an easy decision. Well one day my cat would be walking around the house and natural disaster occurs. Pianos are falling threw the roof. Balls of fury falling from the sky.Cat Norris runs off when all of the sudden my poor kitty cat...DIES! I knew i had to call someone. I had one decision, call Jimmy Johns. I called as many workers as I could told them to bring a bucket of water. Forty minutes later the firefighters arrive and everything is fine. They asked "Well why did you call us there's no fire?" I said "There was." They asked "Well where is it?" I say " I called up Jimmy Johns they got here faster and they were 30 miles away." The fire fighter said "Well we are also pretty far away." "Please you live right around the block from me!" "Oh." After all this I was brought in for questioning. They were wondering about my cats strange differences. I simply told him what happened so he erased all my cats criminal history and fines and i got my money back, JACKPOT!!!!

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  9. Come one everybody its kung fu fightttiiinnng whatcha the cat is as fast as lightnninng. He may be a pussycat but he's the pussycat no messing with this cat hes the true dragon warrior. He beats every dog in the nieghborhood cause none of them cant mess with him. This is why you cant arrest my cat officer thats why and halo is just coming out you understand right ill buy you halo also and help ya in it me and you be a clan and beat everyone hey ;) ill even through in some doghnuts and coffee come on you dont have to give my cat a fine and he can easily be a good cat for the police force

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  10. Well that cat you see is not even my cat. It’s his twin sister star. No thinks it’s her because she is a female and all the stuff she does in public is really sweet. That’s actually how I found her. She was laying in the road just licking her paws. It was so cute that I went and picked her up. She was obviously used to humans so I went to the vet to see if there was any chip in her. There wasn’t, so I kept her and caller her star. I don’t really know why I named her star because she doesn’t even have a star or anything that looks like a star on her. But the name stuck. When I started hearing strange things at night I went to investigated. I saw her saying on the ground with the fridge open and all me food was everywhere. From then on I kept a lock on the fridge and pantry at night. That’s why I think it was her and not my other cat. I’m still trying to train her and she has had some progress, and she is a rescue cat. So give her a break.

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  11. Please don't give me the fine, give it to my cat. He will pay it. I need to save my money to bye Halo.

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  12. Okay, I will have my cat write a document that says he will not attack the neighborhood dogs. Then I will call a meeting with all of the dogs and have them sign the document also. I will also make sure that the document has a loop hole in it so that my awesome cat will not be completely defenseless. The loop hole will be that he can defend himself and will be able fight back as long as it is a reasonable amount and the dog as started it. Then I would show the document to the police and pray that everybody drops the charges. Then I will waste all of my money on a game that probably won't be the best game and there will be an even better game the next month. Or I will spend all of the money I have saved to pamper my kitty.

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