Monday, October 22, 2012

Dog for Sale



Write an ad to sell this dog in the Green Lake Reporter.

22 comments:

  1. The dog is creepy. I can't believe that's a real dog. Although I did see two headed three eyed cat. Anyone wanna buy this dog no thank you olly. Thanks for reading part one and if you sneezed during this D.Q. bless you.

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  2. This dog should go on replies believe it or not. Attention every body! This is a dog that has many legs and for sale .If you want to buy this animal you need to have another dog and be trained so that you can take care of this very special animal. This is the only one like this. You can buy this animal for 900 dollars. You can’t have a boy dog with this dog all they will do is fight so it is better to keep the to kinds of dogs apart .If You can afford this dog you will be very lucky. T is a good dog but it is very long and has a high pitched bark. So like said it is a good dog but has a couple down sides to it. It has had very few owners and her name is Ollis. O comes get her if you have the time and money

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    1. I thought you said that the dogs name was T, or is that an error.?

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  3. This dog should go on Ripley’s. Attention every body! This is a dog that has many legs and for sale .If you want to buy this animal you need to have another dog and be trained so that you can take care of this very special animal. This is the only one like this. You can buy this animal for 900 dollars. You can’t have a boy dog with this dog all they will do is fight, so it is better to keep the to kinds of dogs apart .If you can afford this dog you will be very lucky. This is a good dog but it is very long and has a high pitched bark. Like I said it is a good dog but has a couple down sides to it. It has had very few owners and her name is Ollis. Come get her if you have the time and money, she needs a good home.

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  4. This has some changes to it.

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  5. I hope you guys are joking about how real this is. Awesome Photoshop job though.

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  6. Dang it Jake you took what I was going to say.

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  7. Dog for sale!250$. Plays well with kids. The dogs name is Shameouse. He is 14 months old. Shameouse is already house and potty trained. Dose not shed will grow up to 110 ibs and on four legs he is 3 feet. Unfortunately he has over 14 legs. But do not let that make you think he is not and awesome dog. He trained with police so he is a drug dog, very well mannered, and is very good for keeping the kids safe. Long story short if you want a playful, well behaved, and entertaining for the kids kind of dog, Then this is definitely the dog for you.

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  8. Attention everybody. I am selling a dog here. It’s just not any dog. This dog is very special. It is special because it has 18 legs. I think since it is so rare it is worth 18 thousand dollars. I think it is worth that much because it is a rare one of a kind dog. I say it should be a grand for every foot that touches the ground. If I was a millionaire I would buy this dog right away. If anything you could make money off the dog by making everyone who wants to see it pay 5 bucks. So get out your wallets and pull out only 18,000 dollars. It will only stand for a while because I know you or someone is going to buy it!

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    1. I like how you think that the dog is worth $18,000 and most other people think that it is only worth about $200.

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  9. This is the cutest dog ever. It is a white and brown striped Terrier. The dogs name is Caterpillar. This dog is the most wonder-full dog. Caterpillar is a trained service dog. He is the most friendly, smart, and talented dog. Speaking of talents, Caterpillar can roll over, jump, fetch, sit, lay down, shake and even more. The dog is zombie killer certified. He is also a rescue dog. He is only 2 years old and has no health problems. He is neutered. He will need a rabies shot. He can be yours for only $200. The reason we are selling him is because we are moving to a different state and can not have him come with. I hope that you liked the description of Caterpillar. If you would like to visit him you can contact me (Bob Sanders) at 1-800-GET-DOGS. We will only be holding visits until Jan-1-13. Thank you, also he works well with children.

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    1. way to cheap austen this is a once in a world dog. You got to go like 20 thousand but your right is said the same things about catippler my self.

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    2. You are most certainly not Bob Sanders!

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  10. Dog for sale green Lake Wisconsin. He weighs in at about fifty five pounds. His price is thirty thousand dollars because of his sweet medical condition he is a one in the world mutant that is super long. This dog also plays with kids very well most of the time it can play with two at the same time because he is so long. He is also great at playing catch because he’s so long he can jump really high. Also if you’re looking for an athletic dog his is the one it has amazing agility and speed because he is so long. This dog is right for almost any person it is just a really nice dog. If you want it please reply back to this post. If willing to buy right away I probably will be able to lower the price. Or you can reply and make me deal and then I will bargain and hind a good deal with. Thank you so much for your consideration I will most likely lower the price because it is a little bit high but remember this is a once in a world dog.

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  11. Attention! Amazing dog for sale! This dog is the most coolest dog ever. He is good behaved and listens great. This dog is probably the longest dog in the world. It might be a little hard to get a crate, but how about 50% off on whatever crate you want! You do not want to miss this deal of a lifetime. The starting price for this dog is 250$, and it is worth it. This great dog already knows some tricks which are amazing because the dog is so long. It has over 10 legs but is still very fast at running. This dog is also a great hunting dog. He can catch a deer and bring it back to you with it's legs. When in a car, this dog can still fit when it curls up. By the way it won't get mad when it has to curl up. 250$ for this amazing dog that can hunt, do some tricks, listen great, and ride in the car. Who wouldn't buy this amazing, long, and smart dog. Located on eBay, Amazon, and Green Lake, WI.

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  12. Anyone want to buy this Puppy? It is extremely expensive, about 6 thousand dollars for each leg. Also this dog absolutely nothing. Pretty awesome dog if you ask me. Also, If you do not buy this dog in the next twenty four hours, it will be taken to the slaughter house and sold to a Japanese food place. So everyone please call right now to keep this dog alive. How would you like it if you knew you were eating this cute little puppy in you California rolls? A great great dog to just do nothing with. I honestly don't care if you eat it your self, just give the monster a home... This dog can also be purchased online at www.reallycreepydogs.com/purchase. Or call 123-456-7890. And in advance... Thank you, for saving a life today. Your purchase will also get your a free bobble head of an astronaut. Packing list enclosed.

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  13. Attention!!!
    Here is a amazing crazy dog for sale he might look bad, crazy, and weird, but this dog is a loving companion who likes any person in the world even kids. This dog is basically a goat it eats anything you give it you all you have to do is take your garbage and dump it into its dish and it will eat it. This dog is only $125 and its the rarest dog in the world and you can own it for cheap better be quick this offer last for 6 more days.

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  14. This is one creepy looking dog but the more the dog the better. If it gets a broken leg no worry it has way more to walk on so no more going to the vet. This dog is going for a for a cheap price of just $999.99, you cant beat prices like this for a dog like that so come on down to the local vet and ask about the amazing dog. The dog doesnt require certain attention or habitats, the dog has a strong appetite for meat and any kind of meat so be careful and lock this animal in a kennel at night or when around small children. He is a very loving animal so dont worry that much

    WARNING; THE DOG WAS NOT PRODUCED DUE TO ANY SCIENTIFIC TESTING SO DO NOT WORRY ABOUT THE DOG AND HOW IT CAME TO BE, WE INSIST THAT NO ANIMAL HAS BEEN HURT OR INJURED IN THE MAKING OF THIS SALE

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  15. Dog for sale by owner. It has four legs and it is a normal dog. There is nothing wrong or weird it is a cutie. It will fit right in. It love humans and it is really fun to play with. It likes to play catch. I am a very bad owner so please take it away for me before I kill it. You will not be able to see it and it will be sent by mail. No refunds and it may be dead by arrival. It is really small and smells like the school cafeteria. I hope you like my dog because I know I don't!

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  16. **Final submission with more changes**
    This dog should go on Ripley’s Believe it or Not. Attention everybody! This is a dog that has too many legs and he’s for sale. If you want to buy this dog you need to have special training because he requires special care. This is the only dog like this. You can buy this dog for $900. You can’t have two boy dogs together because all they will do is fight. It would be better to just have this one special kind. If you can afford this dog you will be very lucky. This is a good dog, but it is very long and has a high-pitched bark. So like I said it is a good dog, but he has a couple down sides. It has had very few owners and his name is Ollis. Ollis will go to the first person that comes to get him as long as you have special training and the money.




















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