Thursday, October 11, 2012

The Author

I have some disturbing news to relate. It seems our dear classmate, Jake, is not what he seems. We all believe him to be a 13 year old, innocent, studious, and well behaved young gentleman. But this is just not so!! In reality, he is a very young looking, short, 42 year old spy....code name: The Author!! He has infiltrated our school with a very clever disguise. What I can't figure out is......why??

What is Jake's mission....and how can we stop him?!  
(keep it clean and school appropriate, boys!)


31 comments:

  1. well i am the first story so ya hahahaha. But anyways Jakes reason for being a spy is because there are some criminals in the school and he is trying to figure it out who it is so he can lock them away. We can stop him by putting a trail of candy leading into a box and pulling the string when he is under the box jump on it and ship him to texas.

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    1. Such a low grade trap will never stop me! But for any reason it does, i'll still have the candy... To bribe you to get me out...

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    2. I like how you used the candy

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  2. His secret story came out when I was at his house. We were playing Modern Warfare 2. I was three away for a NUKE witch is 25 kills without dieing. He got a call from his friends, James Bond. I over heard him talking and he said don't touch my tomato's and I got my nuke. He turned the PlayStation. I ran and the house blew to shreds.

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    1. Sorry bro, that was just my Dads shopping list. False alarm!

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    2. I like how the house blew up

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  3. Okay here's the plan. In class we knock him out. Then we tie him up by his ankles and shove cinnamon down his throat till he tells us everything he knows and all his plans.

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    1. Oh god not cinnamon! My only weakness!

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  4. The Author's mission or "Jake" mission is to destroy me. He needs to destroy me because I am the future. The only way I will live is if we fake my death. When we fake my death we have to transfer me to a different planet. Then when he leaves we can bring me back.

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    1. You've already been poisoined you fool. I got a time machine. They poison has been seeping through your veins ever since you were born. Austen... You only have six months to live...

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    2. Wow he is a mean man

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  5. Jake is really a extremely short 42 year old spy. He had some of his best agents get him a suit that looked just like a boy named Jake. They then captured the real Jake and shipped him to another country. But that was years ago. The real Jake is probably around 30 years old now. The Author's plan is to send all people named Jake to a different country. Truthfully I have not the slightest idea why, but I guess he just wants all Jakes to be in a different country for no apparent reason. The only way to stop all the Jakes from being shipped to a different country is to have them all change their names. It will be challenging, but it is the only way to stop this evil man named The Author.

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    1. Yes. We've shipped all the Jakes to Germany to a secret lab to be test subjects for project 935. The plan is working and the plan is working and When we wipe out all the Jakes, were coming after Bobs next! Also... I know your secret identity too... Agent Wyatt!

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  6. That is a very nice picture of me...

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  7. I over heard jake on the phone, about his spy agency. His misson is to make clowns that fly. We will need to stop him by hacking into his computer system, to stop the download of the flying clowns.

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  8. Well there is a lot of criminals. Jake was then assigned to our school. Remember he is a midget. He just uses a rubber mask that goes over his head. His mission is to tack down the teacher, Ms chetto from what she did in her past.

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    1. Yes Mikajean... It's PETA again... Don't think we forgot about you and the CASP (Chinese Animal Space Program).

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    2. I've been discovered!!! Thanks for blowing my cover, Cody!!

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    3. Ms.Chetto no not ms.chetto

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  9. Jake was sent here on a secret mission. His secret mission was that he was to infiltrate the school. Then he was to get information on the school and finally. He was told to take down green lake school. So we need to stop jake before he can do any more damage.

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    1. Sorry bro. The bomb has planted, the agency wins. Don't you just have that warm feeling inside you? Oh wait sorry, that's just the fiery explosion...

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  10. The author came to are school because he was gonna teach history.He was gonna teach by taking people's minds over.He was planning on taking over the school by making them your minions.Then he was gonna take over the world after the school.So he had a evil plan but he just stopped to get a snack.

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    1. Actually, my mission is to destroy that vending machine because of all of the blank numbers you guys put in. My plan was to bore you to sleep, then take over your minds and form a legion to destroy that machine... We are legion. We are one. We are Anonymous...

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  11. I think the spy is in the school because of the hot lunch. He is going to put in hipnotizing fluid to have us join his evil army and rob the old people. He's then going to build a lego cannon with the money and shoot the moon and destroy the sun. Please don't let that spy win please disobey wario.

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  12. Negative. School lunches just too disgusting. No one eats it. Not effective. Also, I live on this planet too. Destroying the sun is just nonsense. And finally, I already have an army of Jakes with project 935 in Germany.

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  13. Negative. School lunches just too disgusting. No one eats it. Not effective. Also, I live on this planet too. Destroying the sun is just nonsense. And finally, I already have an army of Jakes with project 935 in Germany.

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  14. Jake was sent to us from the FBI Headquarters in Milwaukee, WI. His mission is to stop the serving of peas and beans with our hot lunch meals. Both peas and beans make bacteria that cause gas in our guts. Gas does not harm you, but it does have the ability to harm your social life, if you know what I mean?! Jake is trying to find out why the school lunch aids are trying to sabotage our “cool factor” with our friends and other kids in the school. I knew immediately that Jakes presence here was about the peas and beans being served with hot lunch because Joey told us that Jake talked about tomatoes one day when they were playing video games. Tomatoes are really a code word for peas. Most new spies will use an opposite idea or color as a code, thinking it will keeps people off their trail. But really, red tomatoes, green peas; it was really easy for a guy like me to figure out especially when talking about vegetables. I don’t really like vegetables and so I’ve made it my mission to keep on top of all vegetable related topics of conversation to be sure they have noting to do with me having to eat them! We need to let Jake do his job and try not to spoil his cover so that he can get peas and beans off of the school lunch menu! We need to maintain our “cool factor”!

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