Monday, September 24, 2012

Pizza the Hutt



Pizza the Hutt is a lonely Spaceball. 
He wants to marry your mom and be your new step dad! Your mom and dad are all for it. How are you going to convince your parents that this is not a wise choice for your family?

19 comments:

  1. HELLO, he is PIZZA you can't marry that thing. If your plaining on eating some of that pizza you are crazy he's dirtier then a mop from my school cafeteria. I mean I love pizza but not from that hut. I don't want greasy stains on my floor. If he gets in my face I will drop that pizza hut off at the nearest bus stop will no spare change. Don't think I won't. Maybe you should talk to him. Oh what he is PIZZA he can't talk don't marry him or else.

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    1. Don't diss the pizza just kidding he's dead carry on

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  2. Well he is made of pizza.that is my favorite food so he would be gone in two days.so that is one why to convince my parents so they sound now that is a bad idea.so I will find away to. Get them to change there mind.

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  3. Well he is made of pizza.Witch is my favorite food. He would be gone in a minute .so I will figure out a way to change there mind.so ya it will be easy.

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  4. Ah, well he's PIZZA. If you marry him it would be like marring a giant pile of hamburgers, except its pizza. You would be like the Asian Bride lady that married the Liberty bell, a tree, and a bunch of other people and things in fifty states. Also he would be a pain to clean up after he's just a giant greasy blob that will leave stains on the carpet. So please don't.

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  5. Why. That would be the first thing I would say. First he is pizza mushed together he looks disgusting. He would smell horrible to. Please just stay single mom. If you marry him il move out early.

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  6. Section 30-1-3
    Issue of immanent marriages not deemed illegitimate.

    The issue of any immanent marriage such as foods and other objects will not be deemed legitimate.

    Well there you go Ms. Chetto, I just shot you down with logic, but if I really do have to say something. I would place pressure plates on the aisle of the church, and place TNT and the floor. I would bring my enchanted diamond armor with explosive resistance and wait for the grease ball to step on the pressure plates, explode, and then he would re-spawn somewhere in a jungle biome and that would be the end of that. Ladies and Gentalmen... I give you logic.

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    1. The illogical logic of the logically challenged logician!!

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  7. What the heck!!! It's Wyatt everyone I am not Bob Sanders I used the wrong gmail. Sorry!

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    1. I was just thinking....who is this Bob Sanders and why is he stalking my class discussion question! lol

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  8. Hahaha Bob Sanders.

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  9. well, I would allow it, but then, I will eat it, and shows who's the man. That piece of pizza would be delicous, but looks, soooo ugly. I would rip it appart and say,you cant marry my mom, my mom is taken.

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  10. I'd eat him then steal his limo. You know you want to. It's stupid how pizza has to die now he ll never be my stepdad.

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  11. Mom he is ugly and gross. I don’t get how you can even stand him. Have you ever smelled 52 year old pizza? Well you don’t want to. When my mom first told me about him I was excited because I thought I could eat him, but now after I’ve smelled him, I DON’T WANT TO. Mom, I can’t even think on how bad this would turn out. Please dont make him part of our family

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  12. Wake up mom he's pizza not a man!Why would would you want to spend your life smelling like pizza and living with it.Yes we would get pizza for a long time but it's part of him why would you do that that's weird.He could not play catch with me or anything he's nothing more than the last piece of pizza again he is not a man.So please mom do not marry this guy I would rather have me just run down town and buy you a pizza instead to eat so if you love your family don't marry this guy.

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  13. Also I love space balls and he ate himself to death. It's not fair I love pizza and now he's dead. Rip pizza the
    Hutt you will be missed.

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  14. ok mom please dont marry him i mean hes pizza you cant marry pizza and no one likes people with the hut in the end of there name its just stupid. If you marry him he will eat me and you and just take your money and run away and get even richer. I also heard him talking to his mom and saying that he likes some other girl better then you and he will just eat you and take your money. So mom a pizza guy that is made out of pizza and is cheating on you you just cant do this.

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  15. Pizza I'll pay you 1000000 space bucks to stay away from my mom ow what your dead nnnnnnnnnnnooooooooo not pizza not the hutt

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