Monday, March 18, 2013

All Lies!!

Write a poem about yourself in which nothing is true. 

15 comments:

  1. There once was a giraffe named, George. George liked to play in the dirt most of the time. After he was done, he would go read books for an hour. When lunch time came, he basically ate the whole fridge. When George was done, he went up stairs to read some more books. The end

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  2. All I do is lose, I never seen to win, every sport I play I just don't seem to get, the rules are so complicated, I run with the ball instead of dribble, I throw the ball instead of kicking, I suck so bad at Call of Duty, Im always the last kill cam, my KD is always zero, my team always leaves, I just don't get why I always suck, but guess what this is all a lie ;)

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  3. My name is Joe I like to crow. I love school and learning to. I go to sleep at 930 but really sleep all day. i go to work and mess with a jerk.I play all day and run all night. i listen to 70s music.I play sports and i am very good. I play hockey and fall on skates. I like reading and am very and am very bad. good. I like math but I hate English. i like to play Xbox and I am very bad. I like riding bike and am very bad.this was weird but fun to.

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  4. Controlled at all sports I play
    Oddly
    Disgusting
    Yucky

    Sucks at life.
    A and alway.s gives up
    Negitive
    Dogs are not cool
    Listens better than everyone in the world
    Ethical
    Backs away from compitition
    Acts like a dork
    Cats are my favorite animal
    Kicks and beats up my brother

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  5. Jamaican
    Aquatic
    Kangaroo
    Enterprise Captain

    Shmuck
    Ethical
    Illusive
    Bronze Medal Champion
    Envisioned
    Race Car Man
    Timelord

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  6. Asian
    Underground
    Superhero
    Teacher
    Never funny

    Wombat
    Air plane pilot
    Loser
    Lactose entalerante
    Exicutioner
    Nothing
    Floral designer
    Aalphabet soup
    Normal
    Gang member

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  7. I am sad
    always filled with fear
    I am discouraged to try new things
    I shot my first deer
    I hate the summer fun
    I am quiet when I cheer
    I am not hungry
    I speak French, Leer!
    I have a sheep
    he fears the shear
    I have no pets
    See look here
    I never make my food
    I only used this spear
    I get bad grades
    especially last lear

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  8. Ms. Chetto, you put "Commence" on the definitions thing you gave us on number 3 and 14.

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  9. I have black hair
    I am always angry
    I love mushrooms
    I hate lots of foods
    Nobody in my family cooks
    I like to go to antique stores
    I don't like to go outside
    I don't like to watch TV
    I have lots of fish
    I have a 5000 sq ft bedroom
    I am 90 years old
    My birthday is not this Friday
    I have 5 brothers
    I don't have 2 sisters
    I don't like any sports
    I get 25 hours of sleep every night
    Im not ending this poem now

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    Replies
    1. I am stupid.
      I hate music.
      I love being bored.
      I am a bilionare.
      I have 2 bil $ in cars.
      I have a house that is worth 10 bil dollars
      I love math.
      I have no life.
      I suck at everythong.
      I hate doing stuff.
      I hate music.
      I have been killed before.
      I think this poem is nevr going to end.

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  10. I Hate people
    I Can't talk
    I Never learn
    I can't hear
    I Don't CARE

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  11. Superman
    Always flying
    Mini unicorn

    Handy man
    Elephant
    Batman
    Boring
    Enchanting

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