Choose one of the following items:
- a stapler
- an empty cereal box
- a penny
- your math book
- Ms. Chetto's Chia tree
- Battletoads for the Wii
Write a paragraph explaining why your item is the most romantic Valentine's Day gift you could ever give to someone.
I got to say the empty cereal box, because you get a cereal box, and there might me like a little game inside of it. You also can use it if you want some cardboard or a building material if you want to make a tower or something like that.
ReplyDeleteI do find this romantic, because cereal is joy in the morning, and when the box gets empty, it's still a big joy, because you automatically become homeless!!!! Just Kidding!
Its already empty, but nice job.
DeleteBattle toad's for the Wii because since when is a stapler romantic. Also because it is something to do with your gift instead of just throwing it away. I would want battle toads I don't know about you. I remember playing battle toads for the snes emulator. Thanks and go Battle toads.
ReplyDeletegreat job.
DeleteHey a stapler is useful!
DeleteBattle Toads FTW!!
DeleteBattle Toad's for Wii because it doesn't exist and I love people that rage over games. If they rage over a game that isn't real it would be pretty funny. It won the game of the year for the most loved people in the three different country's. I won a contest once for Battle Toad's for Wii. It was for killing so many creepers.
ReplyDeletenice.
DeleteBattletoads exist. What yo saying dawg?
DeleteBattletoads does exist, just not for Wii ;)
DeleteI would get them a empty cereal box. It can be used for many things like cleaning up your desk and cleaning up pictures and putting away papers. Also if there was something that needed to be covered up you could cut it up and put it over any thing. if there was anything that had to be boxed up you can. you can also do just about any thing with that box like store stuff and pack stuff up. Also you can hide in the box and be safe. so that what you can do with a cereal box
ReplyDeleteNice job
DeleteI would get her a penny from 1912 because it’s really old and even though it is still a penny it is worth a lot of money just because it is old. Also because not many people have them and you can drill a hole in it and put it on a chain so they can wear it anywhere they want.
ReplyDeletegood idea
DeleteI would actually like that gift.....good job!!
Deletewell this is easy it would oblivysly be mss. Chetos chia plant. But trust me there are many things that make this the most romantic item. I mean what could possible be more romantic then her chia plant. I mean you cant just help looking at that dead buety it is just so romantic looking at a dead chirvilled up chia plant. I dare you to find something more romantic than a dead chia plant.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to have to go with the stapler on this one. Why wouldnt you not want a stapler. It is helpful for putting papers together, which is needed quite a lot. It's one of those gifts that will actually help someone, where a cereal box isn't much help. If the person you were giving the gift to liked math, a math book would be the most romantic. I'm not really sure what Battle Toads for Wii is, or at least have never played it, so I don't know if it would be a romantic gift. A dead plant doesn't sound that romantic, unless your giving it to somebody who likes dead chia plants. A penny would be the 2nd most romantic gift, because it is the 2nd most useful. Useful isn't always romantic, but I don't see how any of the other options are very romantic either.
ReplyDeleteI would get a penny for her. I would tell her that she is worth more than the penny itself and even the world itself. People would say that the gift is not a very good gift for valentine's day. Once I woudl say that she is worth more than the penny and the world it would be the greatest valentine's day gift ever.
ReplyDeleteA stapler would be the most romantic of the items due to the fact you could staple yourself to your lover to show how much you love them. By stapling yourself to them your lover your showing that you can deal with them and don't want to ever leave them. If you took all the staples out you could make a staple heart or staple a bunch of papers together to make a poem.
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! I would totally just say I will get you Battle Toads for the Wii I would hand them a treasure map that leads to the Game Stop and when she gets to the store and asks the counter lady for Battle Toads for the Wii the counter lady will jump on the counter and yell out," I have had it with all you dumb people always asking for Battle Toads I told you we do not have it!" Then she starts beating up the person I sent to Game Stop. Sadly when the counter lady is done she calls in security and then they throw her out into the rain puddle and then I am there with a card and since she just got beat up it will make it look like I am sweet.
ReplyDeleteWhat a gentleman you are, Sam. lol
DeleteI think that all of these could be used in a break up like, "My love for you is like Ms. Chetto's Chia Tree...dead. I'm breaking up with you." But I have to choose the stapler because you can use it in self defense. You can use it to staple the love notes together and also to staple other things. I also have to agree with DEE on this because you could staple yourselves together. Then even if you do come apart you will still have the scar to remind you of it. So next valentines day get her/him a stapler.
ReplyDeletehahaha!!! I'm going to use that line someday!
DeleteI would get my love the stapler. It is romantic because many she might love me again when I help her staple the divorce papers. Or I could also get her one of the mini staplers so that I could symbolize the little amount of fun I'm having right now fantasizing a failing relationship with no one. I'm seriously picturing the forever alone guy stapling blank pieces of paper together alone at a table with a mini stapler. I'm going to pick a new thing... Ok I got it. I'll get the cereal box to tell that woman that we out of cereal and we need more! Maybe she can go get the lucky charms, and pick out all the hearts, because she doesn't love me. Or even the rainbows, because there will never be a happy day together with us ever again. Why doesn't she just take all the marshmallows and leaves the bland soggy things because that is exactly what I see when I look at her! A bland soggy thing!
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So I just read that entire thing an realized, oh God I left my pizza in the freezer to long. I also realized what I just wrote. That is so pro forever alone right there. I don't know how I came up with all that.