It was a long time back when I was just a boy 65 million years ago. But as a boy I was a geniuse scientist and all the the living creatures knew me. I was actually quite famouse and all was going well until the metore hit. That destroyed everything and almost all living creatures died and all the Dinos were gone and then a few weeks after the metore a little creature asked me how did this not shock you and I was like, " I'm a scientist nothing shocks me this is data.
It all started at a tall, tall, tall building in downtown Chicago, way forward in time. Everything floated, people were fat, and nothing was green. Everything ran on electricity, and batteries. No gas, just H20 cars, and modern houses. The tall, tall, tall building was very tall, like what I said before.... But something went wrong that day, something horrible, an electric shock came to the building. It killed everyone, and everything in sight except for me...."I'm Rubber!" NOTHING SHOCKS ME, I'M A SCIENTIST''!
Lisa and Margery went shopping at the mall when all of a sudden all went dark. A small line of rotating lights were up against a dark shadow. All the people in the mall ran in fear when a Teletuby called TinkyWinky (I think he's the red one) came out of the saucer and started shooting it's television rays into the minds of people in the mall. Just then a care bear did it's stare and killed TinkyWinky. As this happened I came out of B.B.B. (Bed ,Bath and Beyond) as people stood there shocked and one man asked me why are you not shocked. ............ "I'm a scientist, I'm never shocked". Then I calmly walked around bodies calmly with pipe in hand and carefully walked over the tuby guts and the t.v. with Jersey Shore on and I changed the channel. Then I calmly walked to my Prius "what It's gone" My Prius was stolen "I'M SO SHOCKED" I then woke up in a stray jacket for saying a person stealing my Prius but luckily I could keep up with a slow jog.
I am a scientist nothing shocks me. There are a lot of things that surprise people like surprises and prescient but those do not surprise me. Also I am not surprised by anything because I am a scientific person and that surprises a lot of people when i tell them that. So really i never get shocks because i am a scientific person and i am expecting it. If you were a scientific person not many things would come as a surprise to you eather. So if something shocks some one it probably would not shock you because you have heard or saw that before,.
"Nothing shocks me, I'm a Scientist." Well I was walking into my lab. I was versing Dr. Hammer with a science fair project. He had his hammer and I had my screw driver. I am going to win because my screw driver can take apart his hammer. I really wish the girl that is dating him would like me. I like her. I meet her at the laundry place downtown.
I am a scientist, I have studied electrical and mechanical science for twenty four and a half years now. I have been shocked literally a million and a half times. I have licked a nine volt battery so many times that I can not feel it any more. I have made, developed and tested hundreds of shock pens, I tested so many that I had to get a new test candidate to test the pens. I have even been hospitalized three different time from tinkering with my transformer without shutting the power off. So I could say, "nothing shocks me, I'm a scientist" but that would me ling.
I was a little boy when I was playing in my back yard with a new science kit that I had just gotten for my birthday. I was playing with this when I spilled the liquid it turned black and started growing until it just ate up my whole house. But it didn't surprise me too much, I am a scientist. Even though my parents just got sucked into a black whole I was actually still happy. I had just made something that is so amazing. As soon as I could I got out my cell phone and called 911.
It all started about 7 years ago, when Wyatt the scientist decided to pull off the biggest experiment ever. He was going to make a robot that does everything. It could fly, run, and the inside was extremely fancy, you wouldn't even know that you were in a robot! It would be like a house inside; bedrooms, kitchens, bathrooms, and huge TVs. One area would be where you control the robot, which would be filled with buttons and levers. The best part though would be that the robot would be able to fly in space! Even better, it would be the fastest flying device to fly in space! It could fly to the moon in a couple hours! Finally he completed the robot, and it worked. It could run, walk, and fly. There was still one thing he hadn't tested though, flying the robot in space. He took one of his scientist friends, and the were off flying to the moon. A couple hours later, they were on the moon! "It worked, I can't believe it!" exclaimed Wyatt's friend. "Nothing shocks me, I'm a scientist," said Wyatt. Wyatt's friend was a bit surprised at those words, but then realized, when you're a scientist, a lot of things can happen.
Ms. Chetto my I pod died on me when I was doing this yesterday so it did not post but I will do this anyway. One day at work I was at my usual pace of speed when my college assistant ran in burnt down the door with the emergency flamethrower and she yells at me saying,"We got a ten sixty nine we need you stat!" I run into the emergency room seeing a girl with the biggest most horrific thing I had ever seen. The toe was so purple and brown and it had inflamed to the size of an average laptop. When I took off her sock yellow puss just started spewing everywhere. We sedated her with chloroform. Next was the tricky part my assistant is supposed to cut it open but just drawing where we had to cut made her instantly vomit I knew at that time it was up to me. At first I didn't know how to approach it but then I realized I just had to cut it open. The first slice with the scalpel was okay but then we found out there was another layer the substance was almost like fresh cow dung, so I cut into that. Then out came the puss it was just spewing and squirting everywhere once again in fact some even went into my mouth. Long story short we got her a fake toe and we finally got all the puke and puss cleaned up but after the surgery the girl asked," Didn't that just gross you out weren't you shocked at the size of my toe?" I want to say yes but I knew I couldn't because i'm a real man so I said the thing that was most manly and this is what I said to her," Of course not i'm a scientist!" She insisted I was a doctor but I threatened to make her pass out then tie to a street sign with the big puss, toe sack over her head. Guess what I got to do that day? Make a girl pass out then tie her to a street sign with the big puss, toe sack over her head.
It was a long time back when I was just a boy 65 million years ago. But as a boy I was a geniuse scientist and all the the living creatures knew me. I was actually quite famouse and all was going well until the metore hit. That destroyed everything and almost all living creatures died and all the Dinos were gone and then a few weeks after the metore a little creature asked me how did this not shock you and I was like, " I'm a scientist nothing shocks me this is data.
ReplyDeleteIt all started at a tall, tall, tall building in downtown Chicago, way forward in time. Everything floated, people were fat, and nothing was green. Everything ran on electricity, and batteries. No gas, just H20 cars, and modern houses. The tall, tall, tall building was very tall, like what I said before.... But something went wrong that day, something horrible, an electric shock came to the building. It killed everyone, and everything in sight except for me...."I'm Rubber!" NOTHING SHOCKS ME, I'M A SCIENTIST''!
ReplyDeletethats nice .
DeleteNice job, and I wonder what it would be like to be rubber.
DeleteLisa and Margery went shopping at the mall when all of a sudden all went dark. A small line of rotating lights were up against a dark shadow. All the people in the mall ran in fear when a Teletuby called TinkyWinky (I think he's the red one) came out of the saucer and started shooting it's television rays into the minds of people in the mall. Just then a care bear did it's stare and killed TinkyWinky. As this happened I came out of B.B.B. (Bed ,Bath and Beyond) as people stood there shocked and one man asked me why are you not shocked. ............ "I'm a scientist, I'm never shocked".
ReplyDeleteThen I calmly walked around bodies calmly with pipe in hand and carefully walked over the tuby guts and the t.v. with Jersey Shore on and I changed the channel. Then I calmly walked to my Prius "what It's gone" My Prius was stolen "I'M SO SHOCKED" I then woke up in a stray jacket for saying a person stealing my Prius but luckily I could keep up with a slow jog.
thats very nice.
Deletemy Prius was stolen
DeleteI am a scientist nothing shocks me. There are a lot of things that surprise people like surprises and prescient but those do not surprise me. Also I am not surprised by anything because I am a scientific person and that surprises a lot of people when i tell them that. So really i never get shocks because i am a scientific person and i am expecting it. If you were a scientific person not many things would come as a surprise to you eather. So if something shocks some one it probably would not shock you because you have heard or saw that before,.
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ReplyDelete"Nothing shocks me, I'm a Scientist." Well I was walking into my lab. I was versing Dr. Hammer with a science fair project. He had his hammer and I had my screw driver. I am going to win because my screw driver can take apart his hammer. I really wish the girl that is dating him would like me. I like her. I meet her at the laundry place downtown.
ReplyDeleteOnly thing I remember for English.... JK
I hope that you know what his hammer is...
DeleteHahahaha that's all you remember.
Deleteha nice HAMMER
DeleteThis (points at bicep) is not my hammer.
DeleteI am a scientist, I have studied electrical and mechanical science for twenty four and a half years now. I have been shocked literally a million and a half times. I have licked a nine volt battery so many times that I can not feel it any more. I have made, developed and tested hundreds of shock pens, I tested so many that I had to get a new test candidate to test the pens. I have even been hospitalized three different time from tinkering with my transformer without shutting the power off. So I could say, "nothing shocks me, I'm a scientist" but that would me ling.
ReplyDeleteI was a little boy when I was playing in my back yard with a new science kit that I had just gotten for my birthday. I was playing with this when I spilled the liquid it turned black and started growing until it just ate up my whole house. But it didn't surprise me too much, I am a scientist. Even though my parents just got sucked into a black whole I was actually still happy. I had just made something that is so amazing. As soon as I could I got out my cell phone and called 911.
ReplyDeleteYou were happy when your parents were sucked into a black hole?
DeleteIt all started about 7 years ago, when Wyatt the scientist decided to pull off the biggest experiment ever. He was going to make a robot that does everything. It could fly, run, and the inside was extremely fancy, you wouldn't even know that you were in a robot! It would be like a house inside; bedrooms, kitchens, bathrooms, and huge TVs. One area would be where you control the robot, which would be filled with buttons and levers. The best part though would be that the robot would be able to fly in space! Even better, it would be the fastest flying device to fly in space! It could fly to the moon in a couple hours! Finally he completed the robot, and it worked. It could run, walk, and fly. There was still one thing he hadn't tested though, flying the robot in space. He took one of his scientist friends, and the were off flying to the moon. A couple hours later, they were on the moon! "It worked, I can't believe it!" exclaimed Wyatt's friend. "Nothing shocks me, I'm a scientist," said Wyatt. Wyatt's friend was a bit surprised at those words, but then realized, when you're a scientist, a lot of things can happen.
ReplyDeleteMs. Chetto my I pod died on me when I was doing this yesterday so it did not post but I will do this anyway. One day at work I was at my usual pace of speed when my college assistant ran in burnt down the door with the emergency flamethrower and she yells at me saying,"We got a ten sixty nine we need you stat!" I run into the emergency room seeing a girl with the biggest most horrific thing I had ever seen. The toe was so purple and brown and it had inflamed to the size of an average laptop. When I took off her sock yellow puss just started spewing everywhere. We sedated her with chloroform. Next was the tricky part my assistant is supposed to cut it open but just drawing where we had to cut made her instantly vomit I knew at that time it was up to me. At first I didn't know how to approach it but then I realized I just had to cut it open. The first slice with the scalpel was okay but then we found out there was another layer the substance was almost like fresh cow dung, so I cut into that. Then out came the puss it was just spewing and squirting everywhere once again in fact some even went into my mouth. Long story short we got her a fake toe and we finally got all the puke and puss cleaned up but after the surgery the girl asked," Didn't that just gross you out weren't you shocked at the size of my toe?" I want to say yes but I knew I couldn't because i'm a real man so I said the thing that was most manly and this is what I said to her," Of course not i'm a scientist!" She insisted I was a doctor but I threatened to make her pass out then tie to a street sign with the big puss, toe sack over her head. Guess what I got to do that day? Make a girl pass out then tie her to a street sign with the big puss, toe sack over her head.
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