Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Axe Lady


A nicely dressed woman in a pink dress stands against a white wall. On her right arm is an expensive bracelet, which matches the large diamond ring on her index finger. In her hand, she holds a long handled, shiny axe. 

Tell this story.

23 comments:

  1. The story begins at the Krusty Krab restaurant. Where Spongebob will become the new manager of the Krusty Krab 2 or so he thinks but squidward becomes the manager instea. Than this lady pops out of nowhere and she happens to be Spongebobs mom and she threatens to cut Mr.Krabs up and serve him with a side of butter at the Chum Bucket. Mr.Krabs being himself of course always wanting to save himself so he can make more money makes Spongebob the manager of the Krusty Krab 2. Spongebob becomes the manager and Plankton tries stealing from the new Krusty Krab but he cant cause of Spongebobs mom and her axe intimidates him, causing him to cry whenever he gets near the door. One day he got the guts to actually try and steal the secret formula but Spongebobs mom saw him and sliced him in half with her axe and used him as an ingredient for the secret formula and the Kraby Patties sold like crazy and for now on Plankton is the secret formula.

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  2. She was getting ready for the zombie attack and the most import thing to her was her diamond ring that her great great grandma gave her when she died. She grew up with you grandma and never knew her great great grandma. She heard lots of story. Her great great grandma got the Best Shot award in 11th grade. She would go hunting and gathering. She did't know how to use a gun so she uses a axe from the near by fire department. She dies three day after it all starts. someone take her ring. It was a Officer Friendly from down the road a ways.

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  3. Well we were at the apartments. To remind you we were on the bad part of town when we came to the apartments . the walls were bad and there was this girl on the way down the stairs when she came down with the ax and on the way up there was a a hole in the wall and we went up the stairs farther and say the carving in the that said don't go any farther unless you want to get hurt. So we stopped and we herd this moaning so we went to see what happen and there was a guy that had two broken legs so we picked him up and took him to the hospital

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  4. comments

    Joey yours is great.

    D yours is very interesting.

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    1. Why don't you just press 'reply' and post the comments?

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  5. It was a cold rainy night zombies crawling through the streets. The ghouls had taken her husband and she had no where to go. Nobody to lead her through this nightmare of the walking dead. She hid on the rooftop of a white building behind an AC vent and cried until she realized that none of this was going to get any better. She remembered seeing a fire ax down stairs at around the third level and new that was her best chance. She prayed that there would be no zombies on her way down the stairs, but not hard enough. she could see three of them crawling up the stairs when suddenly she felt a cold hand on her neck. She quickly spun around around and saw it stare her right in the eyes! It lunged at her as she simply took a step to the right and the zombie flew right over the railing down 7 stories and hit the bottom with a loud crack. The remaining zombies were attracted to the sound and went down to the bottom. The stairs were clear. She rushed down to the ax and snatched it out of it's case with no hesitation. She felt a bit more secure now armed and ready to kill any zombie that came at her. But since she was to busy triumphing about her nice shiny ax she had forgotten about the zombies that went downstairs. One of the ghouls grabbed her and quickly bit her on the arm as another dragged her to the ground. She recognized that face. That was her husband. She pushed the both of them away and killed them. She sat down again, against that white wall. Knowing she had no second chance as she had been bitten, she took her own life. She was now just a lifeless corpse until she gets reanimated, as one of them...

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    1. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh zombies.

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    2. Wow nice job, I like the zombies

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    3. Same here, I love zombies tool.

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  6. Well there is this lady who is originally from Paris. One hot day in the summer decides that she wants to go to the United States on a little vacation to see how her son is doing is new York. She had a bad flight her plane got delayed 3 hours. So instead of driving from the airport to her sons, she decides to stay at the hotel. She had wonderful luck and had a sweet that she liked a lot. In the middle of the night she needed ice so she went to go get it. When she got back to her room she had left her key in the room. So she ended up buying a axe in the hotel gift shop. She went back to her room and knocked down her door. She got in her room and was really tired to she leaned up against the wall.

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    1. Buying an axe in a gift shop. What has this world come to.

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    2. Hahahaha we have weird gift shops these days....

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  7. ummmm no comenet....

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  8. She is a the former patient of a mental hospital but a long while back she escaped the hospital wich is located as the old alcatraze prision. She is now on the lose and what she does is steal very expensive things and robs banks os that she can look nice. Then she attrackts men and then kills them with an axe!!!!!

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  9. This is an add. The add is from a company called AXE ALL this company has axes for every person, big or small, strong or not so strong. This is the add for the woman's Zombie splitter axe. This axe came out at the start of the apocalypse when people were still looking at adds and it had barely started. The axe is supposed to encourage, help, and give women something to fright and survive with.

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  10. It all started on a cold December day. A girl wandering around In a small town, saw a sign for a party. She put on her pink dress that she had packed with her, and walked on down to the party. On her walk down, she felt like somebody was watching her. She walked faster, but still had that weird feeling. Finally she turned around and in the corner of her eye she noticed a dark shadow quickly moving behind a building. She ran behind a bush, and waited. A man wearing a black mask, some dark ninja-like clothes, and holding an axe, ran at her. She turned around a ran. She knew she wouldn't be able to get to the party, so instead she ran around the corner of a building and waited again. This time the person didn't notice her. He ran past and she quickly hit him in the head as hard as she could. He fell over and she grabbed his axe. She then leans against the white building wall, filled with exhaustion, wearing her expensive bracelet, a large diamond ring on her index finger, and holding an axe.

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  11. This is kind of like the show Snapped so I am going to tell it as if it were being shown on the show Snapped. This girl's name is Tiffany. Tiffany cam from a very very rich family. When Tiffany was young she dreamed of becoming a millionaire as a job, of course Tiffany was blonde. Being a millionaire as a job was like being a doctor to regular person. But when Tiffany became a normal girl when her family was chopped into pieces with an axe by a cow. The cow wanted revenge because Tiffany's family was not only but also farmers and they took that cows family. When Tiffany grew up her first mission was to kill that cow and she did. She chopped him into little pieces and the dress was originally white and now pink and she was already wearing the jewellery.

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  12. Correction, the ring is on the ring finger.

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