One fridge is clean and is full of organic, healthy foods. One fridge is filthy and is full of old Styrofoam take out boxes. The owners of these two fridges go on a blind date. Tell the story.
First off, those fruits and vegtables don't even look fresh, they look rotten, out of the drawers, and everything is not in order. I understand that person is eating healthy, but it looks very rotten. Same with the other one too. That must be a really fat person if they have all of that stuff in their fridge. You can even see an American flag on the top shelf in the fridge, what coincidence! But the story is the two people go out on a blind date, and see each other how they look. One is fat, the other has a sickness from rotten foods. The see what they have done, and they fix it all up. the end
They have been dating now for the last 20 years. They are very strange people to be around. One time they but salt and peper in there soda and the other has milk with that in it. The are the real deal. They eat really heathy. Well at least one of them. The other is really cheap and he eat all orgainc foods. So the one that is heatly bring all the fat food home for the other guy. They work in the build acroussed from Taco Bell and they have lunch there all the time. They may be really nice at time but most of the time they are like pigs. THEY EAT SO MUCH FOOD! They are really crazy sometime because they eat a lot of food that make you not feel weal.
Ok first of all this date went perfect, however the last few dates he went on were not. They all ended with the date jumping out the bathroom window to get away from him. First of all he smells really bad so I really don’t blame them for ditching them. So this date ended up going really well because this one girl was a nerd that was always in need of a boyfriend, so she never left and they ended up getting married several days later.
These owners of these to frig were set up on a blind date. They went out to eat and then went back to the girls house and the guy went to the frig for some cake or something. He opened the frig and his jaw jropped and she goes what, he turns and points at the frig. Then she takes him home and she goes and looks at his frig and says are you nuts how many times a week do you go out and eat? He says maybe 3, 4 times a week. She left the house that night and that was the last time they saw each other.
Well the owners, not knowing who their blind date was, met up at a restaurant. The healthy one ordered a salad with low fat dressing, and the unhealthy one ordered a huge triple burger with dessert. The healthy one was okay with it, but hoped that he/she would order something healthy next time. After their food, they each took a tour of eachother's houses. The healthy one saw the unhealthy ones fridge, and the weren't even angry. They drove back to their house quickly, grabbed half the food out of their fridge, and drove back to the unhealthy person's house. The healthy one replaced half of the fridge with her healthy foods, so that it was evened out. They were then both happy.
This is a situation where opposites attract. The worst part was when they ordered the food. The, assuming the guy is the pig and the girl is the organic, conservatory and environmentally minded, the guy ordered a giant platter of shrimp, chicken nuggets and quarter pound paddy burgers. The girl got 100% vegan salad with extra lettuce and olive oil and vinegar. When the food came she freaked out at him and told him why she had become vegan. Then they guy belched, nuked and ran away.
Thia is where you would say opposites attract and this seems to be true due to the fact. The fridge on the right is probably one of a health freak and the other a person who doesnt really work out or do anyhting and sit there and play video games all the time. At dinner he probably ordered a salad while his date ordered like a big old greasy hamburger with fries and a side of dessert that could feed five other people and the guy would eventually run and not do try blind dating anymore.
They were the fattest and the worst hoarders of all time. Both of them thought they would die alone because everyone is so repulsive because of all the fat rolls and belly button lint. I felt bad for the girl so I tried to find a person just like her which would be fat, hoarder, and lazy, much like Rosanne. I set them up at a all you can eat fast food buffet and they had the most amazing time and they went home and then they got real dirty when they arrived. KFC buckets everywhere. They even hired Ronald McDonald to come and watch them eat. Needless to say they had a last and lived happily every after in a house filled with 3 years old expired yogurt and many other things.
This is actually a little bit different then what is supposed to happen. So the guy who owns the fridge that is super clean and full of vegetables is a giant and is like 400 pounds and is just grossly fat. Then the women with the nasty fatty fridge is a health freak and is only like 80 pounds. So when they go on this date they decide that they should switch fridges and pretty much switch their lives. To most peoples surprise they did switch almost just like they were supposed to. just like planned the lady got really fat and the man got really skinny.
First off, those fruits and vegtables don't even look fresh, they look rotten, out of the drawers, and everything is not in order. I understand that person is eating healthy, but it looks very rotten. Same with the other one too. That must be a really fat person if they have all of that stuff in their fridge. You can even see an American flag on the top shelf in the fridge, what coincidence! But the story is the two people go out on a blind date, and see each other how they look. One is fat, the other has a sickness from rotten foods. The see what they have done, and they fix it all up. the end
ReplyDeletegreat job
DeleteNice, rotten foods and junk food, they are perfect for each other.
DeleteThey have been dating now for the last 20 years. They are very strange people to be around. One time they but salt and peper in there soda and the other has milk with that in it. The are the real deal. They eat really heathy. Well at least one of them. The other is really cheap and he eat all orgainc foods. So the one that is heatly bring all the fat food home for the other guy. They work in the build acroussed from Taco Bell and they have lunch there all the time. They may be really nice at time but most of the time they are like pigs. THEY EAT SO MUCH FOOD! They are really crazy sometime because they eat a lot of food that make you not feel weal.
ReplyDeleteOk first of all this date went perfect, however the last few dates he went on were not. They all ended with the date jumping out the bathroom window to get away from him. First of all he smells really bad so I really don’t blame them for ditching them. So this date ended up going really well because this one girl was a nerd that was always in need of a boyfriend, so she never left and they ended up getting married several days later.
ReplyDeletenice.
DeleteShe jumped out of the window, the guy must have been pretty bad.
DeleteAgreed
DeleteThese owners of these to frig were set up on a blind date. They went out to eat and then went back to the girls house and the guy went to the frig for some cake or something. He opened the frig and his jaw jropped and she goes what, he turns and points at the frig. Then she takes him home and she goes and looks at his frig and says are you nuts how many times a week do you go out and eat? He says maybe 3, 4 times a week. She left the house that night and that was the last time they saw each other.
ReplyDeleteWell the owners, not knowing who their blind date was, met up at a restaurant. The healthy one ordered a salad with low fat dressing, and the unhealthy one ordered a huge triple burger with dessert. The healthy one was okay with it, but hoped that he/she would order something healthy next time. After their food, they each took a tour of eachother's houses. The healthy one saw the unhealthy ones fridge, and the weren't even angry. They drove back to their house quickly, grabbed half the food out of their fridge, and drove back to the unhealthy person's house. The healthy one replaced half of the fridge with her healthy foods, so that it was evened out. They were then both happy.
ReplyDeleteThis is a situation where opposites attract. The worst part was when they ordered the food. The, assuming the guy is the pig and the girl is the organic, conservatory and environmentally minded, the guy ordered a giant platter of shrimp, chicken nuggets and quarter pound paddy burgers. The girl got 100% vegan salad with extra lettuce and olive oil and vinegar. When the food came she freaked out at him and told him why she had become vegan. Then they guy belched, nuked and ran away.
ReplyDeleteThia is where you would say opposites attract and this seems to be true due to the fact. The fridge on the right is probably one of a health freak and the other a person who doesnt really work out or do anyhting and sit there and play video games all the time. At dinner he probably ordered a salad while his date ordered like a big old greasy hamburger with fries and a side of dessert that could feed five other people and the guy would eventually run and not do try blind dating anymore.
ReplyDeleteThey were the fattest and the worst hoarders of all time. Both of them thought they would die alone because everyone is so repulsive because of all the fat rolls and belly button lint. I felt bad for the girl so I tried to find a person just like her which would be fat, hoarder, and lazy, much like Rosanne. I set them up at a all you can eat fast food buffet and they had the most amazing time and they went home and then they got real dirty when they arrived. KFC buckets everywhere. They even hired Ronald McDonald to come and watch them eat. Needless to say they had a last and lived happily every after in a house filled with 3 years old expired yogurt and many other things.
ReplyDeleteOuch hoarders.
DeleteThis is actually a little bit different then what is supposed to happen. So the guy who owns the fridge that is super clean and full of vegetables is a giant and is like 400 pounds and is just grossly fat. Then the women with the nasty fatty fridge is a health freak and is only like 80 pounds. So when they go on this date they decide that they should switch fridges and pretty much switch their lives. To most peoples surprise they did switch almost just like they were supposed to. just like planned the lady got really fat and the man got really skinny.
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