Have you ever been an onion? This may seem weird, but a truly am an onion. Life as an onion can be fun but also boring, there are lots of things to look at, but I cant move! I also have the risk of being eaten at any time, and that is quite frightening. Why am I am onion? It was a few years back, I was living in a small town, and every year we had an onion eating contest. Whoever ate the most onions was the winner. Well, I trained for a while, and I got real good at being able to eat lots of onions. I thought I was going to finally win this year! The grand first place prize was $500! The day soon came, we all lined up at the table and started eating! I was eating through so many onions I couldn't even count! I knew I had that $500. Then, the time was up, and I was in the lead by 3 onions! Later that day I just sat there staring at my $500, I couldn't even believe my eyes! I was only a little boy, I had never had this much cash. Later that night I was laying in bed thinking of how many onion lives I had taken. "Those onions must be mad!" I thought to myself. I then dozed off, thinking of what a wondrous day I had. Suddenly I woke up with a start, but I was surrounded by onions! I jumped out of my bed and sprinted to the door. The onions then jumped at me and knocked me out cold! I woke up maybe minutes, hours, or even days later! I woke up laying in my bed with the blankets on just like how I fell asleep. "Phew!" I said, for it was only a nightmare. I then rolled out of bed and looked in the mirror. I WAS AND ONION!!!
well it would be kind of cool to make it one day with out getting picked. It would also be fun to have a competition to see who can make people cry the most. Then one day I got picked and I rolled out of the cart and got back to the space and I could not get back in. So I ended rolling out of the store and found my way back to the field and they picked me out and put me back in the store. So a day being a onion is very hard. So you should try it.
Well being an onion is actually quite interesting. I mean if you have ever really thought about onions have really good live until they are eaten. How I became an onion well it was awhile back and I was just a normal guy. Then I made fun of a girl who was secretly a witch and she cured me do be an onion for the rest of my life. But hey like I said before it isn't that bad being and onion.
Her I am 90 years old in a nursing home and I got a heart attack. I didn’t really know what was going on but I gave up and when in a deep coma. I thought to myself that my life was over and I wanted to see what heaven was like. Personally I didn’t really know what to expect, except that I was going to die. But I was ok with that. When I woke up I really couldn’t see anything until sometime later someone was pulling on my head. They pulled me up and right out of the ground. At this point I was really confused and didn’t really know what to do. What picked me up was a human. When she put my in a basket I saw onions the same size of me. They could talk just like me but we all couldn’t move. We didn’t have any hands or feet to do so. We talked for a while and everybody told there life stories. It turned out when somebody dies they turn into a onion. That was all knew for me until the day I was eaten.
I am 90 years old in a nursing home and I got a heart attack. I didn’t really know what was going on but I gave up and when in a deep coma. I thought to myself that my life was over and I wanted to see what heaven was like. Personally I didn’t really know what to expect, except that I was going to die. But I was ok with that. When I woke up I really couldn’t see anything until sometime later someone was pulling on my head. They pulled me up and right out of the ground. At this point I was really confused and didn’t really know what to do. What picked me up was a human. When she put my in a basket I saw onions the same size of me. They could talk just like me but we all couldn’t move. We didn’t have any hands or feet to do so. We talked for a while and everybody told there life stories. It turned out when somebody dies they turn into a onion. That was all knew for me until the day I was eaten.
I am an onion. I was first diagnosed with Onionitus when I was 13, I have been living with it for ten months. For those of you who do not know what it is, it is a syndrome that affects the affected part of the brain. It makes your body think that you are an Onion. My life involves a lot of cooking and I have to use onions I some recipes. When I am cutting them the people think that I am crying because of the "gasses" that they emit. FALSE. I am crying because I am cutting up my friends and family. Sometimes I am forced to cut up some random stranger. This is a serious condition (not really) and you should not make fun of these people. If you think that somebody has this condition, please help them and spread awareness.
I am an onion. I have layers on my body, a lot of layers. All of my layers are, school, home, sports, band, xbox, eating food, I have multiple layers. At school I'm a student, a Son, a sports player. At home I'm..... well..... I'm nothing. At sports, I'm athletic, sport like, fast. At band, I'm the percussionist, the one with the fast hands. At Xbox, I'm a thinker, a player, a noob, a rage quitter. At eating food, I'm the best. I just told you what most of my layers are, but if you try to cut my onion in half and hurt me, I will hurt you by making you cry.
Iam an onion because i wanna be one. I make people cry when they strip me. I make you stink when you eat me. So overall dont mess with me. I can make your stomach feel funny or burn and cause a stink from your rear which tells all people to stay clear. Thats why I'm an onion..
I was human once, I remember when I got to run and not be an onion. One day I was playing on the swings and a man came up to me and he said he had some onions and it just so happens that in this story I would eat onions raw so I was instantly attracted to that idea. I followed him in to his dark basement with no windows and a giant table with a saw that said for Sam and he told me to lay on the table for the onions then he sawed me in half and made half my body into an onion. I now haunt people and make them cry from my dead rotten onion stench. The End.
These two scientists offered me a thousand dollars to turn me into a creature but instead it turned me into an onion. So now i am after revenge to take those two scientists down and get my money that i deserved for turning me into something that I'm not. Nobody can change who I am on the inside.
When I was a onion I did so many thing. I would call my onion friends and go make people made. It is really weird how bad I smell and it just makes everyone cry around me. I hope people start to get mad because my smell is great. OK, so you are saying you aren't a onion. The go to www.onionyourself.com. Then you can smell great like me.
When I was a onion I did so many thing. I would call my onion friends and go make people made. It is really weird how bad I smell and it just makes everyone cry around me. I hope people start to get mad because my smell is great. OK, so you are saying you aren't a onion. The go to www.onionyourself.com. Then you can smell great like me. If this dosen't work they you should see a doctor. I think you are just not cool if you can't do this. There is another way to become a onion. Sing the onion song. Onion Onion Turn me Into a onion.
Have you ever been an onion? This may seem weird, but a truly am an onion. Life as an onion can be fun but also boring, there are lots of things to look at, but I cant move! I also have the risk of being eaten at any time, and that is quite frightening. Why am I am onion? It was a few years back, I was living in a small town, and every year we had an onion eating contest. Whoever ate the most onions was the winner. Well, I trained for a while, and I got real good at being able to eat lots of onions. I thought I was going to finally win this year! The grand first place prize was $500! The day soon came, we all lined up at the table and started eating! I was eating through so many onions I couldn't even count! I knew I had that $500. Then, the time was up, and I was in the lead by 3 onions! Later that day I just sat there staring at my $500, I couldn't even believe my eyes! I was only a little boy, I had never had this much cash. Later that night I was laying in bed thinking of how many onion lives I had taken. "Those onions must be mad!" I thought to myself. I then dozed off, thinking of what a wondrous day I had. Suddenly I woke up with a start, but I was surrounded by onions! I jumped out of my bed and sprinted to the door. The onions then jumped at me and knocked me out cold! I woke up maybe minutes, hours, or even days later! I woke up laying in my bed with the blankets on just like how I fell asleep. "Phew!" I said, for it was only a nightmare. I then rolled out of bed and looked in the mirror. I WAS AND ONION!!!
ReplyDeleteWow that's a long one
DeleteBut a good one!
Deletewell it would be kind of cool to make it one day with out getting picked. It would also be fun to have a competition to see who can make people cry the most. Then one day I got picked and I rolled out of the cart and got back to the space and I could not get back in. So I ended rolling out of the store and found my way back to the field and they picked me out and put me back in the store. So a day being a onion is very hard. So you should try it.
ReplyDeleteVery true
Deletevery very very true!
DeleteWell being an onion is actually quite interesting. I mean if you have ever really thought about onions have really good live until they are eaten. How I became an onion well it was awhile back and I was just a normal guy. Then I made fun of a girl who was secretly a witch and she cured me do be an onion for the rest of my life. But hey like I said before it isn't that bad being and onion.
ReplyDeleteHer I am 90 years old in a nursing home and I got a heart attack. I didn’t really know what was going on but I gave up and when in a deep coma. I thought to myself that my life was over and I wanted to see what heaven was like. Personally I didn’t really know what to expect, except that I was going to die. But I was ok with that. When I woke up I really couldn’t see anything until sometime later someone was pulling on my head. They pulled me up and right out of the ground. At this point I was really confused and didn’t really know what to do. What picked me up was a human. When she put my in a basket I saw onions the same size of me. They could talk just like me but we all couldn’t move. We didn’t have any hands or feet to do so. We talked for a while and everybody told there life stories. It turned out when somebody dies they turn into a onion. That was all knew for me until the day I was eaten.
ReplyDeleteI am 90 years old in a nursing home and I got a heart attack. I didn’t really know what was going on but I gave up and when in a deep coma. I thought to myself that my life was over and I wanted to see what heaven was like. Personally I didn’t really know what to expect, except that I was going to die. But I was ok with that. When I woke up I really couldn’t see anything until sometime later someone was pulling on my head. They pulled me up and right out of the ground. At this point I was really confused and didn’t really know what to do. What picked me up was a human. When she put my in a basket I saw onions the same size of me. They could talk just like me but we all couldn’t move. We didn’t have any hands or feet to do so. We talked for a while and everybody told there life stories. It turned out when somebody dies they turn into a onion. That was all knew for me until the day I was eaten.
ReplyDeleteI like how you said you are old.
DeleteI am an onion. I was first diagnosed with Onionitus when I was 13, I have been living with it for ten months. For those of you who do not know what it is, it is a syndrome that affects the affected part of the brain. It makes your body think that you are an Onion. My life involves a lot of cooking and I have to use onions I some recipes. When I am cutting them the people think that I am crying because of the "gasses" that they emit. FALSE. I am crying because I am cutting up my friends and family. Sometimes I am forced to cut up some random stranger. This is a serious condition (not really) and you should not make fun of these people. If you think that somebody has this condition, please help them and spread awareness.
ReplyDeleteI am an onion. I have layers on my body, a lot of layers. All of my layers are, school, home, sports, band, xbox, eating food, I have multiple layers. At school I'm a student, a Son, a sports player. At home I'm..... well..... I'm nothing. At sports, I'm athletic, sport like, fast. At band, I'm the percussionist, the one with the fast hands. At Xbox, I'm a thinker, a player, a noob, a rage quitter. At eating food, I'm the best. I just told you what most of my layers are, but if you try to cut my onion in half and hurt me, I will hurt you by making you cry.
ReplyDeleteIam an onion because i wanna be one. I make people cry when they strip me. I make you stink when you eat me. So overall dont mess with me. I can make your stomach feel funny or burn and cause a stink from your rear which tells all people to stay clear. Thats why I'm an onion..
ReplyDeleteI was human once, I remember when I got to run and not be an onion. One day I was playing on the swings and a man came up to me and he said he had some onions and it just so happens that in this story I would eat onions raw so I was instantly attracted to that idea. I followed him in to his dark basement with no windows and a giant table with a saw that said for Sam and he told me to lay on the table for the onions then he sawed me in half and made half my body into an onion. I now haunt people and make them cry from my dead rotten onion stench. The End.
ReplyDeleteThese two scientists offered me a thousand dollars to turn me into a creature but instead it turned me into an onion. So now i am after revenge to take those two scientists down and get my money that i deserved for turning me into something that I'm not. Nobody can change who I am on the inside.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a onion I did so many thing. I would call my onion friends and go make people made. It is really weird how bad I smell and it just makes everyone cry around me. I hope people start to get mad because my smell is great. OK, so you are saying you aren't a onion. The go to www.onionyourself.com. Then you can smell great like me.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a onion I did so many thing. I would call my onion friends and go make people made. It is really weird how bad I smell and it just makes everyone cry around me. I hope people start to get mad because my smell is great. OK, so you are saying you aren't a onion. The go to www.onionyourself.com. Then you can smell great like me. If this dosen't work they you should see a doctor. I think you are just not cool if you can't do this. There is another way to become a onion. Sing the onion song. Onion Onion Turn me Into a onion.
ReplyDeleteIf you cut me, I'll make you cry.
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