Thursday, December 6, 2012

Bread

Wyatt has attempted some crazy stunts in his time, but now he's gone too far. Write a note to Wyatt and persuade him not to wear his bread suit anymore.


Wyatt- respond to your classmates and let them know if they have succeeded in persuading you to retire your suit made of bread. 

Wyatt poses on the beach in a suit made of bread.
 

31 comments:

  1. Really dude that's insane you really need to stop wastin bread dude. That's redickulus come on. But don't ask don't tell don't care.

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    1. Never! My bread suit is the most amazing suit ever! Who wouldn't want seagulls chasing them everywhere. It is NOT a waste of bread either....

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    2. I agree with Adrian.

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    3. .........!!!! How dare you!

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  2. What the heck Wyatt?? Why didn't you invite me to your thing of when you wear a suit of bread around your body. I was thinking about this DQ of where you should go next. You should go to the zoo, or go to a petting zoo. But the best place to go is right by my uncle. My uncle likes to bird watch so, mahahahahaha dr. Culen has struck again. Well anyways, I don't really know wht's happening to Wyatt. Bob, do you need to see a doctor or something? If you need help, call Dr. cuLen mwahahaha I can fix you up mwahahaha Dr. CuLen is going to strike again. >:).

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    1. I think you're the one who needs to see the doctor, "Dr. CuLen". Mwahahahahahahahaha! Good idea about going to the zoo though.

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  3. I'm going to add to my DQ, I have plans for this summer, I'm going to pull off this stunt at county park, dressed in bread.

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  4. Wyatt you really need to stop trying all these stunts one of these times you will get hurt. There are many of other things that you can do like ride bikes and have fun with friends. You should stop making it public and gathering attention like that you can get attention a lot of different ways. Go have fun at the beach go swimming play beach ball. There are a lot of clothes but don't use bread that is not the best, besides there are a lot of other animals that are a lot bigger and stronger that could harm you. Does it keep you warm? So go eat bread don’t put it on you. There are many other things to do at the beach instead of attract seagulls. So please stop with the bread suits. I think they are going to have to put a WARNING this is food do not play with me, for people like you that play with food.

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    1. doing your DQ during Humanities, Ryan??

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    2. I'm not "playing" with food, I'm using it as a work of art. I mean look at that photo, it truly is a work of art.

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  5. I just miss the old Wyatt so much. Lately he has been doing crazy stuff to impress a girl named grace. I just want him to stop. He is so smart but he lets this one thing get to the extreme. He thinks that if he wears a bread suit he will impress Grace. I just want him to stop. To be the old Wyatt and we want you to go into treatment to get the help you need. We ask you because if you don't want to go it wont cure your need of wanting to impress people. But if you go you will be more happy so will you do it for us? "Yes!" said Wyatt. What we have taken here from this intervention is that be who you really are. Not just some guy who wears a bread suit to get a girls attention. But hey, if wearing a bread suit is what you want to do then you know, go strait ahead, knock yourself out and plus I already got my popcorn to watch the birds eat the bread.

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    1. I am not wearing a bread suit to impress anyone. I am wearing a bread suit because, one, it is a work of art, and two, I am being paid for this.

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    2. Yes that's right, I'm pulling in around 3 million a day.

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    3. Where is the old Wyatt, by the way how come he didn't comment on this one.

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    4. Mwahahahaha! I did post post!! By the way why do you always have to post at 6 A.M. You think that I want to post a comment in the morning!

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    5. No just for speacial surprise i think i will put this DQ in English folder once i'm done and just post it at the very end of com tech so you have to ind some time in your day tomorrow to comment HHHHHHAAAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAMHAAMHAHHAHHAMAHA

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  6. Oooooops started typing on the comment like a seconded before you posted yours so i dint see it. HAHA PS i am not a slow typed I was multi tasking.

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  7. Wyatt what has gotten in to you man you seem a lot different then what you use to be ever since about a week ago something happened a week ago that has really changed you have so much energy now and you are so courage’s now and not afraid to do anything in the world I mean wow you’re not even afraid of blood thirsty seagulls who are just a few feet away. Something is up Wyatt and it’s not long before I figure out what it is. I will do anything to figure out what happened to my friend who has gone rouge I will follow your foot steeps and I will expose your secret and get everyone to stop thinking that you have gone crazy. I think you are hiding something very big but personally I don’t think you have control over your body or otherwise you would tell us or you wouldn’t be doing this. TO BE EXPOSED

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    1. Trust me, nothing has changed. I just found a great way to stack up on the bills while doing something fun. By the way the seagulls are not blood thirsty.

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  8. Really bob that's awesome you are indeed worthy of a mental institution or something. Come on that is weird dude just plain weird okay sir. That's not really something a saint would do please I'm lost. Okay now insanity is a reasonable thing to go through not a bread suit.

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  9. This is the best idea ever. Can I buy one. CAN I CAN I CAN I PLEASE.... I really want one. WHy does BOB have all the good idea's. I will put turkey all over me and see what happens. I hope I can get crazy people from and random school start to have a DQ on me. That would be really cool.

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  10. Well Wyatt I do not think that should do this any more. There are a lot of reasons why and in the paragraph I will tell you a few. The first reason is that the birds need to learn to get food on their own with out assistance of humans. if they get deserted they will not know the skills to survive and will die really soon after we leave them. The second reason is that is might hurt you when the birds try to peck at thing that will hurt. That would not feel good.

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  11. I HAVE A VERY VERY BAD EXPERIENCE WITH SEAGULLS!!! When I was five I got attacked by a flock of seagulls cause I was chasing them around and you know minding my own business but the seagulls decided to be jerks to me and attack me. Ever since I have stayed away from those rats with wings. So its your best choice to give up on the suit and not be scared for life and afraid of a bird. They will harass you every time you go by them and be like you member that kid and be like yeah I bit him to get some bread. So for your own safety just give up on trying to be another one time thing the bread suit was cool but now its getting old. Even your mom says you look stupid in that thing and trust me its not impressing any girls when you puts buns on your butt. So time to retire the suit and come up with a new idea like a hot dog suit and a bunch of dogs or something fun.

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  12. Okay Wyatt this has continued on for way too long now, this has to stop. We have gathered at this intervention and are trying to get you to stop. One reason that I think that you are supposed to stop is that you could get a SBTD, Seagull Bite Transmitted Disease, called FRS, or Flying Rat Syndrome. FRS is a serious condition and is not a joke. FRS will turn you into a giant rat with wings. The first sign of FRS is elongating of the nose, then extreme whisker growth, your skin will then turn a dark grey to a black. Finally, you will grow a long oily tail and greasy wings. ATTENTION: FRS does not exist and is not a threat this is just a joke do not take into action and do not get scared. But still do not make a suit of bread and attract seagulls.

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