Monday, April 29, 2013

Excuses!

You just found out that this girl wants to fight you after school. Make up an excuse to get out of it...because believe me, you don't want to show up! 


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  1. A girl wants to fight me??? Haha!! But since I have to reject it, and not fight it, I will have to think of something. I will stay home for one day, to let it die off. The next day I would tell the principle that this was going to happen to me. The reason why I would stay home is because it would bring down the pressure of me fighting that awkward person. The principal would take care of it, and life would be good. :)

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  2. Okay so to get out of this situation I would first apologize and if she doesn't except it the I will stay home. My next excuse would say that you got a detention so I cant fight then I would go to her house tell her parents she was bullying me and make up a story get her in trouble but little did I know that this would trigger her more so I act all tough but really I am scared out of my mind. Her being enraged she is saying she is going to kick the crap out of me so I realize I need to get a detention after school I couldn't think of anything so I pooped on the teachers desk and sure enough not only did I get a detention but I also get rights to use the bathroom whenever I want. Sadly this didn't work so I show up to the fight and I tell her I will kill her John Cena " action figure" and burn it that made her stop and that's what I did.
    Principal: And all this was to avoid a fight?
    Me: Yes sir and it worked awesome.
    Principal: Sam you pooped on a teacher's desk.
    Me: Hey it worked see ya.

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    1. poop on a teacher's desk??? That would be a great song title.

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  3. Well first just let me say that this as you can see from the lower left icon of the screen this is a wwe match on T.V. Which fits the setting of this DQ perfectly. Anyway I would just simply say that I was moving to Canada for two years because if I did I would become billionaire. So yeah that was a pretty simple one.

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  5. To escape the potential danger of this psychopathic women I would have someone tell someone else to tell her that the person who really ate her triangle mini sandwiches and tea was Joe Grams and that you should blame it on Ron Weasley because I was simply enjoying a breakfast coffee and biscuits while my Titanic was en-route to Cake town with my uncle's, sister's, husband's, friend's, Co-Worker Lt. Flufferson piloting the vessel with a special message to be delivered by Mr. McFeely by 8 a.m. sharp on Thursday to Mr. Rogers who would then ship the package by train to Jeremiah Johnson who would ride a bear across the Appellations to the Eastern Coast to get the package onboard Air Force One to fly to Cardiff, UK, land in the Bristol Channel, have the president swim to Peterstone Lakes Golf Club, hand the package off to Tiger Woods, have him hit the package to London, have Jeremy Wade Catch it in his net, drive up to Potter's Bar in his boat, hand the package off to Ron where he will teleport it to the Cardiff Castle where it will arrive in Joe's lap approximately 34 seconds after the mini sandwiches have been consumed... Because Ron is a bad wizard. The end

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    1. Hahaha Jake your DQ is only 1 sentence.

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    2. Wow jake that is amazing and very good.

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  6. First of all I can fight any one I want but this is just a innocent girl and I would not want to fight her. I mean it wouldn't even be a fight. It would be slaughter. So I think I would tell her that I have a lot of homework to do and its all due tomorrow. I think that would work but if it doesn't I think I would have to fight her but just make her tap out before she gets hurt.

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  7. If this happened I would have to say I couldn't make it to the fight. I would just say I was going somewhere with my family. I would then tell somebody about this scary girl who wanted to fight me. She would show up, and find herself confronted with a teacher, principle, or cop. She would then get in trouble and I would be alright. What if that makes her even more angry and she wants fight again? Then about the same thing would go down, except she would get into even more trouble. If it happened again and she got even more mad, I would probably go to a different school. If this didnt work, I would simply have somebody else come to the fight with me, and then we could either stop her with words or force. We probably wouldn't have to fight her, but just drag her away to the principle.

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    1. I like it that was very creative.

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  8. I have to go to the doctors after school to look at my head. I cant make it I am busy every night this week and have a lot of home work so could we maybe make it work another night. we have a math test this week that we have to study for and i think that it would be good if we make it work another night. I could do next week Monday? i think that it would be better if we meet after the test. i think that we should go work this out work this out with words.

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  9. It's not a good time right now could we do it some other time. If someone hits my noise there will be blood everywhere and I may die. I don't want to die. You would win for sure because I am not the fighting kind. I would rather fight a something my level like a small dog or a declawed Cat with no teeth. I think it is just not fair.

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  10. a dog ate my homework so i have to spend more time on my homework so i am sorry that i cant stay after school but we can hang out some other time.

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