Create a ridiculous headline for a ludicrous news story and write a paragraph to go with it that is absolutely absurd.
Here is my example, now please write your own!
Everyone is screaming today after reports of the world's fastest dog being discovered as merely a horse wearing sunglasses. "I don't know what to think anymore," stated Green Lake resident, Michael Finley. "My world has just been shattered." Finley is not alone in his disappointment, as the rest of the community morns the fact that they were so easily fooled. "It looks so legit!" Screamed Shelby Searl, as she clung to Michael for comfort. "I can't believe I was so blind! But those sunglasses are awesome." Green Lake residents struggle to overcome the knowledge that their whole lives are lies. "I just want to move on," sobbed Austin Wallenfang. "When things like this happen, all I can think is why. Why? We may never know."
Are those people dumb......... or extremely stupid???? wouldn't you tell from how the body looks and how it would run?? This really confuses me, because people of Green Lake thought sunglasses would be a disguise to hide the horse, and claim it as the "World's Fastest Dog."
ReplyDeleteBreaking news!!! Giant rat enrolled Green Lake school last Monday. The only witness of this creature is Collin Schultz. Collin claims that the rat was over 25 feet tall, carrying a bag of rocks. (I do not know why but it was.) Anyways, The rat ate one person who is Ms. Chetto. Ms. Chetto was also another witness, but sadly, she did not survive. Collin Schultz said he is going to attack the rat and save Ms. Chetto even though she has been digested.
ReplyDeleteBREAKING NEWS!!!!!! The rat is revels that it was no giant rat, it was MS. Chetto in a rat costume!!!! How dare Ms. Chetto for scaring Collin for a giant rat eating his favorite teacher. (jk) Ms. Chetto is now in a weird place, full of rats to remind her of what she has done to Green Lake school.
Haha nice job.
DeleteI just can;t believe this is true.
DeleteEveryone is screaming in this little town of Green lake. They are very disappointed to know that the world fastest dog was really just a horse. This story just doesn’t end her. The people of Green Lake were so disappointed when they heard that this really wasn’t a record. And to be lied to was the worst part. They actually though a horse was a dog and it ran the fastest. I do not know what I can believe more a horse getting the headlines of World’s Fastest Dog or that MacDonald’s can be sewed for their coffee being too hot.
ReplyDeleteWow I didn't know that either, nice job.
DeleteEveryone is screaming in this little town of Green lake. They are very disappointed to know that the world fastest dog was really just a horse. This story just doesn’t end here. The people of Green Lake were so disappointed when they heard that this really wasn’t a record. And to be lied to was the worst part. They actually though a horse was a dog and it ran a world record. I do not know what I can believe more, a horse getting the headlines of World’s Fastest Dog or that MacDonald’s can be sewed for their coffee being too hot.
ReplyDeleteGreen is in chaos after a huge surprise! In the small town of Green Lake a dog ate a house! The dog just walked up to it, and ate it all up! The dog was spotted, and a soon as possible the police showed up. The dog walked up to the police car and ate it up. The police man was okay; he wasn't in the car at the time. Soon helicopters showed up to capture the dog, but this dog was unstoppable! The dog jumped up with super strength, and bit off the propellers on the helicopter! This story is nationwide! Unbelievable! The dog was capture a few days ago after finally a five year old boy catching butterflies caught the dog with his butterfly net. The dog is okay and in control. Scientists and researchers a going to use is super dog to learn a lot of things. Green lake is safe from the dog, so there is no need to hide.
ReplyDeleteWait we were supposed to hide?
DeleteEvery one remember that story on the headles man well the man has been found and has be taken down. IT turns out that he was fakeing it the hole time . he had the shirt so that it was over his head and you could not see it at all. he has been running for the past 3 mounths and we finly got him and we found out that it is not real. We are now telling every one that it is fake and ok to go outside.If you have an info call this number at 920-745-4423 PLease call.
ReplyDeleteI found a dog that has amazing speeds and it only cost you fourteen easy payments of $199.98. It will fall asleep after 10 minuets but will win the mile or something not as far. The most cool thing about this horse is that it can be yours for $1,000,000,000,000. For more Info on this horse you must call 123-456-7890. This is not a scam....
ReplyDeleteI just can not believe this is happening I trained my dog so hard to get to the point this so called dog was and he ends up being a horse talk about a downer. I have put my dog through numerous amounts of training and even eating and drinking things that I have no clue about I even tried to make him lift weights. This world is no longer a happy one after what everyone discovered, I just can't believe this is true. What will happen to all the people that bet money on him when he used to race huh? I just want to put this behind and except that this has happened.
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