You naughty students!! This photo was just emailed to me, and I'm told it is one of you!! Explain this photo immediately and tell me which one of you this is and what exactly is going on!
(In case you can't see the photo, it is a surveillance camera screenshot of a man dressed as a wrestler who appears to be robbing a convenience store.....with an ostrich).
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DeleteOk. That works for me.
DeleteI don't exactly know whats going on but this guy is a loon with an ostrich.
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ReplyDeleteJuan owns a corner store.
An angry luchador is trying to rob him.
Fortunately, the elusive Australian superhero 'Ostrich Man' has come to Juan's aid in his hour of need. Ostrich man is sneaking up on Luchador, and is examining the counter for a way to get over to rescue Juan's brother, Jacob, whom the Luchador has taken hostage near the register. Ostrich man's sidekick, the beautiful temptress Ostrich Girl, is about to jump out of the aisles to draw Luchador's attention while Ostrich Man saves Jacob.
That explains the ostrich.
DeleteWhat is up i'm doing a part two because I just don't understand this. This is not the most important question the most important is where'd he get the ostrich. I don't think the zoo would allow that really I don't.
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ReplyDeleteJuan owns a corner store.
An angry luchador is trying to rob him.
Fortunately, the elusive Australian superhero 'Ostrich Man' has come to Juan's aid in his hour of need. Ostrich man is sneaking up on Luchador, and is examining the counter for a way to get over to rescue Juan's brother, Jacob, whom the Luchador has taken hostage near the register. Ostrich man's sidekick, the beautiful temptress Ostrich Girl, is about to jump out of the aisles to draw Luchador's attention while Ostrich Man saves Jacob.
Ostrich Man is one smart ostrich.
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ReplyDeleteThis is me by the way
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ReplyDeleteI am not sure what is going on in this picture. It seems to be a wrestler robbing a store with an ostrich....or is the ostrich stopping the robbery? I am not sure. I will just make up a story like Jake. There is a small grocery store in a small town. Not many people shop at it. The owner, Juana, was running his store causing no trouble to anyone. Just trying to get some cash. Then, out of no where, a man jumps out wearing a wrestler outfit with his ostrich companion. There is one shopper in the store, which you can see. Juana is behind the desk in the corner. Juana tries to call the cops, but the ostrich brakes the phone. Then Juana does the most amazing thing ever. He jumps over the desk, kicking the ostrich as he jumps, and lands on the other side. He then pushed the wrestler man off the desk, knocking the man unconscious. Then, the shopper calls the police with his phone and the two men are saved. The picture was taken before any of this happened.
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ReplyDeleteI don’t really don’t know what’s going on. I was just doing my shift that night and this weird guy came galloping in on his ostrich. At first I thought it was a joke and then someone will come out of knowwhere with a camera
I know who did this, it was the AUTHOR and I know this because he showed it to me in the morning before school. So, you want to know who this guy is and why is there a ostrich. OK, this is a guy that works for WWE wresting and his secret move is the ostrich. The ostrich runs on the floor and kill the other player. What a lucky person. The guy that is getting hijacked was his last person he played. He lost so I guess he wanted so revenge. He is really weird when the guy that is being robbed is the guy checking out. This is the same guy who took his beard and started it on fire. This guy will go to jail because of his actions with in this store. I think Bob Sanders should go to and get a ostrich. Thanks for your time.
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DeleteMs. Chetto I am innocent. It may look like that buff guy is me but trust me it is not I know we look like each other but it was not me, although I was there. I was the man in the the background in the upper northeast corner. I was just picking up some of the last hostess stuff and when this guy walks in and demands hostess things and the counter man says someone has already bought the rest of them. Then all of the sudden the guy rips his shirt off yelling," Give me the Twinkies!" It looks like I am still doing my shopping but I had just gotten the Twinkies and had them in my hand and i was about to leave and that is when the wrestler guy started yelling so I ran. As for the ostrich, the counterman was giving 15 dollar rides and that pretty much explains everything.
ReplyDeleteWell we were going to have a party with my friend and the luchadore but i guess they were at the wrong place cause I failed to mention where it was going to be at so... I blame my friend not planning where the party was going to be. Then my friend and the luchadore started to get a little upset and i told them to settle down but then it keeps uprising then as a good friend I left as fast as possible cause i heard the police sirens go off and then when i got home i was thinking of bailing them out and as I did I was laughing too but they didnt find it so funny. Then they looked at me then at eachother and they beat me up btu it was all good at the end because i apologized to them and we had the party at my place and we had video games, movies, and spend good time with eachother and he said it was all good but we gotta make sure that we dont end up in jail again. But then it happened again and I kept laughing and then I said I think i should take care of you guys until you guys settle down. THE END.
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ReplyDeleteI don’t really know what’s going on. I was just working my shift that night and this weird guy came galloping in on his ostrich. At first I thought it was a joke and that any minute someone will pop out with a camera saying gotcha. But nothing like that even happened. Instead the guy ripped off his jump suit and he was wearing a wrestling suit. It kind of scared me because I thought when he was ripping off his suit that he was going to be nude. Luckily he wasn’t. after that he went to one of the Ills and climbed up themselves and just stared down at me in a really awkward position. What I thought was weird was that the ostrich was just blocking me from the exit. When I finally asked him what he wants, he says “ I only want two bags of Doritos…………… for free!!” now just to get him out of my store I said just take your chips and get out of here. He did just that and hoped back on his ostrich and left saying, “I will be back”. After that I put up a better security system that will protect me from stealing from me again.
Oh, by the way I’m not legally supposed to work, so please don’t tell anyone.
I will tell on you!
DeleteI confess, it's me. It's not what you think, and I know that's what everyone says, but hear me out. Craig works at the convenience store just down the road from where I live. Because I live behind a giant wall of pine trees, no one knows or sees that my family raises Emu's. It's totally embarrassing and I hate that this scene was caught on camera. See, I like to walk down to the store after supper some nights to get a bag of peanuts in the shell to feed our Emu's for a treat. They love peanuts and they have figured out that when I leave the house and head down towards the store, it won't be long before they get their treat. This particular night "Turkey", our smartest Emu, found a spot in the fence to get through and followed me. While I was in the store picking out peanuts for the Emu's and a bag of chips for myself, Turkey got into the store when another customer came in. The guy behind the counter got so freaked out, he jumped up on the counter top and started yelling and screaming at Turkey, and when she didn't respond, he threw his, shirt at her. She got scared and started flapping around, knocking everything onto the floor. I'm on the floor trying to get things cleaned up so I can get the heck out of there before Turkey got hurt and I got arrested for letting an animal run wild.
ReplyDeleteBob sanders poured acid on my face so I couldn't see to type.
ReplyDeleteOkay.... I guess this isn't classified anymore, because Mama said it couldn't.... So here's what happened. My friend that giant bird, wanted to do something very bad. So, we tried to rob a convenience store, because we thought it would be so bad to rob a convenience store. MWAHAHAHA Dr. Culen has struck again!! Well anyways, I'm the (classified) person who was going to beat up the skinny clerk. It looked so easy, until that stupid security camera caught me on tape. I then raged quit the robbery, and threw a rock at the camera. (The clerk was mad because he needed to buy new cables.) But honestly, I was just doing my job, with my buddy, (classified). He can't fly but he's from Austrailia. Oops, I guess this isn't classified anymore. Fail...
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ReplyDeleteOkay,so my wife was very angry at me one day. So I turned her into an ostrich just to calm her down. I was very lonely since I didn't have anyone to talk to. I then went insane. I dressed up as a Mexican Wrestler and went to the store. They thought I was robbing them but I was really just looking for ketchup. My wife then went berserk and smashed a jar of pickles with her head. "NNNoOOOOOOOOOOOOo!" the man said who was running the store. So now here I am telling you what happened and I swear that's all that happened. Or was it? Mwwaaahhaaaahhahahahhahahaah Just kidding. Bye.
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