Pick something from your desk or your pocket. Write an advertisement for this thing that would convince someone to buy it. Whoever convinces me will be excused from the DQ for tomorrow!
oh... Welcome!!! The All New V8 juice in a can, could be yours if you reach Collin Schultz!!! The V8 juice contains many good vitamins of vitamin C, A, and E!!! This can of juice contains of concord grape, and raseberry juice. (Kid saying this...... YUMMY!!) It also contains full servings of vegtables. This could be yours, if you contact Collin Schultz!! Oh look, there's a bonus!!! Collin will give you a second gift if you give him a high- five, at school. That special gift is a piece of gum!!! This then cleans up your mouth after that fruit juice!!!! Again, this all could be yours if you contact Collin Schultz.
Hello I have 52 bicycles in my hand how they are playing cards you fool. Playing cards are a cheap and fun way to do many things. You can build a card house by stacking the cards together. You can play games with friends such as Crazy 8's, Kings Corner, Gin Rummy or friends not around you can spend hours of your time playing solitaire. You can impress your friends and the ladies doing magic tricks. You can tell the future. Make money for college gambling or if you are good enough who needs college. Or just pretend to be Naruto and throw them at pumpkins. They are so how can you afford not to. Buy today while supplies last.
I pod I pod for sale. Come get an I pod for only 75 dollars you can get an gen for that price. You cant beat that it is a great deal. You can do any thing on it from playing games to looking up new s. you can go on the app store and get games and you can go to iTunes and buy songs. we can talk to other people and play games with people. So come and buy an I pod and get a discount if you by one you can get one half off. get the newest i pod and get a free one .
Oh, did I just hear you say you wanted a wrapper? Well it's your lucky day, I have for you ONE, pre-washed one of a kind wrapper. It is clear with green and blue lettering, and if you buy it today you will get a mystery crumb, the highest bidder will get some pocket lint, ta da. This can be yours for only three easy payments of $19.95, order now and we'll take one payment. That's not three payments, but only two payments, remember a $0.00 value yours for only two easy payments of $19.95. So call now, the number is 1-800-55-CRUMB. Order fast because they are selling like hot cakes.
How about a iPad Mini? It would fit you very well. It has lots of cool features like games, movies, music,and much more. If you want this it is starting at $149.99. It will be set up with what ever you want but every app that you want is 50 cents and music is 25 cent per song or app. Netflix, showtime, HBO GO, and amazon are very nice features to have. It includes headphone, $25 dollars in iTunes, iPad Mini, free account, (unless you have one) your pick on any case that is less then 49.99.(with tax). It has 32gb of space, so you will have lots of room for your Music, games, books, movies,and social networks like Facebook or twitter. If you don't have enough money for this then go out a get a job! If you can find a better deal I will give this to you for free! Shipping is free! (unless you find a better deal, it would be 199.99 for shipping).
Peice of lint for sale anybody want to buy some lint for free!? Yes that is right, it is absolutely free! No cost at all! This lint is gray and very soft. Oh wait this just in I have found a piece of paper with nothing on it and guess what? With the piece of lint for free it comes with a combo 2 for none that is right the piece of paper or also known as the combo. I will be right back as soon as I get to my house.
Te amazing watch for sale! It is a few years old and doesn't work! Who wouldn't want this wonderful watch? It could be yours for just $100! This watch includes a stopwatch, which actually works! This such a low price for this amazing watch! This watch can do everything. It even has an alarm! This alarm can go off when you want it to! I really have never sen another watch quite like this one. When you press the start button, which should do nothing, it resets the watch! Ever had a watch that could do that? Contact Wyatt for this amazing watch that does everything. Call the number, 221-broken-watch-459 now! But wait, call now André will lower your price to three easy payments of $40!!!! Call now!
This was a difficult choice. All of the ads were creative and well written, and Joey's iPad Mini is certainly the deal of the century. However, I can only pick one, and one stood out among the rest due to the fact that it had no spelling or grammatical errors. I choose.....AUSTEN'S PIECE OF LINT WITH MYSTERY CRUMB!
I have a iPod for sale. It is broken with a lot of wonderful features that barely work. If you want I can trade you it for an iPad mini. It is a total rip off but I can almost guarantee you that this deal is a one of a kind article. First of all the home button is wore out and it does work. It is also really slow and glitches a lot. When it glitches every minute it only exits out what you were just on and then it usually doesn't let you go back to the app for a while. It also comes with a skull candy case that is missing the bottom and is chipped in several corners. To make this trade happen I would need a iPad mini that is not trashed( preferably new ) and has a case on it. This is an amazing deal and as I said before. I bet you can’t get this rip off anywhere else.
oh... Welcome!!! The All New V8 juice in a can, could be yours if you reach Collin Schultz!!! The V8 juice contains many good vitamins of vitamin C, A, and E!!! This can of juice contains of concord grape, and raseberry juice. (Kid saying this...... YUMMY!!) It also contains full servings of vegtables. This could be yours, if you contact Collin Schultz!!
ReplyDeleteOh look, there's a bonus!!! Collin will give you a second gift if you give him a high- five, at school. That special gift is a piece of gum!!! This then cleans up your mouth after that fruit juice!!!! Again, this all could be yours if you contact Collin Schultz.
cool taht is a great thing.
Deletehmmmm.....I could certainly go for a piece of gum.....I will consider it!
DeleteAnd I legitly have a V8
DeleteHello I have 52 bicycles in my hand how they are playing cards you fool. Playing cards are a cheap and fun way to do many things. You can build a card house by stacking the cards together. You can play games with friends such as Crazy 8's, Kings Corner, Gin Rummy or friends not around you can spend hours of your time playing solitaire. You can impress your friends and the ladies doing magic tricks. You can tell the future. Make money for college gambling or if you are good enough who needs college. Or just pretend to be Naruto and throw them at pumpkins. They are so how can you afford not to. Buy today while supplies last.
ReplyDeletegreat job.
DeleteVery clever. I was looking for some cards yesterday.......I will think about it.
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ReplyDeletegood for you
DeleteI pod I pod for sale. Come get an I pod for only 75 dollars you can get an gen for that price. You cant beat that it is a great deal. You can do any thing on it from playing games to looking up new s. you can go on the app store and get games and you can go to iTunes and buy songs. we can talk to other people and play games with people. So come and buy an I pod and get a discount if you by one you can get one half off. get the newest i pod and get a free one .
ReplyDeleteI do need an iPod and that is a decent price. Hmmmm......
DeleteOh, did I just hear you say you wanted a wrapper? Well it's your lucky day, I have for you ONE, pre-washed one of a kind wrapper. It is clear with green and blue lettering, and if you buy it today you will get a mystery crumb, the highest bidder will get some pocket lint, ta da. This can be yours for only three easy payments of $19.95, order now and we'll take one payment. That's not three payments, but only two payments, remember a $0.00 value yours for only two easy payments of $19.95. So call now, the number is 1-800-55-CRUMB. Order fast because they are selling like hot cakes.
ReplyDeleteHow about a iPad Mini? It would fit you very well. It has lots of cool features like games, movies, music,and much more. If you want this it is starting at $149.99. It will be set up with what ever you want but every app that you want is 50 cents and music is 25 cent per song or app. Netflix, showtime, HBO GO, and amazon are very nice features to have. It includes headphone, $25 dollars in iTunes, iPad Mini, free account, (unless you have one) your pick on any case that is less then 49.99.(with tax). It has 32gb of space, so you will have lots of room for your Music, games, books, movies,and social networks like Facebook or twitter. If you don't have enough money for this then go out a get a job! If you can find a better deal I will give this to you for free! Shipping is free! (unless you find a better deal, it would be 199.99 for shipping).
ReplyDeleteThat is an awesome deal!
DeletePeice of lint for sale anybody want to buy some lint for free!? Yes that is right, it is absolutely free! No cost at all! This lint is gray and very soft. Oh wait this just in I have found a piece of paper with nothing on it and guess what? With the piece of lint for free it comes with a combo 2 for none that is right the piece of paper or also known as the combo. I will be right back as soon as I get to my house.
ReplyDeleteLint is always useful...and at such a low price!!
DeleteTe amazing watch for sale! It is a few years old and doesn't work! Who wouldn't want this wonderful watch? It could be yours for just $100! This watch includes a stopwatch, which actually works! This such a low price for this amazing watch! This watch can do everything. It even has an alarm! This alarm can go off when you want it to! I really have never sen another watch quite like this one. When you press the start button, which should do nothing, it resets the watch! Ever had a watch that could do that? Contact Wyatt for this amazing watch that does everything. Call the number, 221-broken-watch-459 now! But wait, call now André will lower your price to three easy payments of $40!!!! Call now!
ReplyDeleteWhat, I typed and we, not Andre in the last line!
DeleteI was wondering how Andre got involved in this ! lol
DeleteThis was a difficult choice. All of the ads were creative and well written, and Joey's iPad Mini is certainly the deal of the century. However, I can only pick one, and one stood out among the rest due to the fact that it had no spelling or grammatical errors. I choose.....AUSTEN'S PIECE OF LINT WITH MYSTERY CRUMB!
ReplyDeleteSorry, I changed my mind to.....CODY'S BROKEN IPOD WITH MANY WONDERFUL FEATURES THAT BARELY WORK!
DeleteVery funny, JAKE! I already have a broken ipod with many wonderful features that barely work, thank you very much!
DeleteI have a iPod for sale. It is broken with a lot of wonderful features that barely work. If you want I can trade you it for an iPad mini. It is a total rip off but I can almost guarantee you that this deal is a one of a kind article. First of all the home button is wore out and it does work. It is also really slow and glitches a lot. When it glitches every minute it only exits out what you were just on and then it usually doesn't let you go back to the app for a while. It also comes with a skull candy case that is missing the bottom and is chipped in several corners. To make this trade happen I would need a iPad mini that is not trashed( preferably new ) and has a case on it. This is an amazing deal and as I said before. I bet you can’t get this rip off anywhere else.
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