You are a beauty pageant contestant!!
Follow the link below to get your Honey Boo Boo nickname.
Tell us what your nickname is and the story behind how you got it.
Example: Ms. Chetto is: MELTDOWN CRYBABY!!
I was all set to win the Little Miss Coolest Nerd Ever Beauty pageant. I had the perfect dress, my makeup was flawless, and I had made up a dance with hula hoops and fire that I was sure would wow the crowd. My stage name back then was Ms. Chickadee Chubbette, and I was ready to put that sparkly crown on my head. All of a sudden, Elmer Wiggy (Ms. Wilson) swooped in with a perfect cartwheel and triple flip, stealing the show from me!! She had a huge dress with glittery pictures of the periodic table all over it. The judges decided she was the biggest nerd that has ever lived, and gave her the crown. I was so upset that I had a complete meltdown, crying so hard that my makeup ran all down my face. My nose was running, my eyes were red, and I was screaming at the top of my lungs. That is how I earned the nickname, Meltdown Crybaby.
Honey Boo Boo Name Generator
If you can't get to the Generator, here are your names:
Alex: Annie GooGoo
Joey: Jackpot Giggles
Sam: Smexy Hon-bun
Ryan: Rowdey Roo-Holly
Wyatt: Jinxy Crazylegs
Cody: Sassy Teacup
Adrian: Angel Shoo Fly Pie
Collin: Chubbster fo Sho
Jake: Jazzy Spiff
Austen: Wonderfang Honeychild
you are one
ReplyDeleteI don't like food and I'm always hungry so I cry and cry all day long. My mama is a mugger and beats me for lunch money which doesn't make sense because I don't eat lunch. REALLY it's not even a real last name this is a load of rubbish people come on. I really don't cry that much I don't (sniff sniff). Okay this has gone far enough. (News reporter) "Live from L.A. city hall a girl has switched her last name I don't know why"
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DeleteOK,well that is a very weird name. My name is Rowdey Roo-Holly and that is not even a name. honey boo boo is a way better then mine and that is the name of a show. Speaking of that my sister watches that when ever time it is on. That word generator is very weird and gives a different answer every time you put your name in the blank. That shows you that it is set on a track and goes around and around. You could put in Joe and it would come out as the same as yours. the name i got is very weird and really is stupid in my opinion. There are so many names and the whole class got them and i think that we should call each other by those names and see how that works. Then after a week or two we can get new names and keep doing that. I think I a week or so we should have another DQ as a follow up on this one and see how the names are going and how we like getting called that. You could get the same name next week our you could get one your friend had that you like. there could be a test on each others names. My name was the worst name out of them all and I like Alex's name and It is Annie goo goo. there were many good names in the class and many more on the disc. There were many great names and some even have shows named after them. The name thing was very fun and interesting to see what there name was. It was a great way to see your Honey boo boo name. So please Comment if you like this DQ and think that we should have more like this?
ReplyDeleteHello there, I'm Jazzy Spiff. Today I'm going to tell you the story of how I came to have this name. It all started the evening of April 1st 2006. I was certain I was going to win Americas Most Hated Little Darlings Pageant (AMHLD) of 2005. Before I was known as Jazzy Spiff, they called me the Wonder Pumpkin. They called me that because I really liked pumpkins and Wonderful stuff... Like pumpkins and such. But the way I came to this name today is because Jazz is what I was preforming at AMHLD. And also here's a spoiler... I won the pageant! I won the pageant with the help of my secret drink that guarantees me to win! It's a mix of Red Bull, Mountain dew, crushed Caffeine supplements, Crushed steroids, and two cups of pure sugar. I then boil the water to a nice 250° and drink it all! That's why they call me spiffy because that's the word you get if you take some of the letters from all the ingredients form the drink and add a few more letters and you get spiffy! Well that's the story of how I came upon all my names! Everyone hates America because of me!
ReplyDeleteMMMMMMMM, that drink sounds tasty!
DeleteHi, my name is Jinxy Crazylegs. Yes, that's right. How did I get this name you ask? It was a long time back, like back in the day, 1500's. Yes, I know I am getting old. This was back when I barely knew how to run, because I was really young. I saw others running, and I thought I could too. This is where Crazylegs comes in. I ran really crazily.... In fact, I ran so crazily that both my legs broke in my first 3 running steps I took. I know, that seems unbelievable, but it is true. Then, there is the Jinxy part. I do not know. As most people, my parents named me, and they decided to name me Jinxy. Once people started to call me Crazylegs, I decided to change my name to Jinxy Crazylegs. I actually now run in the Olympics, well, it's really called, Olypics For People Who Want To Be In The Olympics Program (OFPWWTBITOP). I created it believe it or not. Right now I actually have 1 person competing, it's my brother.
ReplyDeleteMy name is Wonderfang Honeychild, this will be the last time that I tell this story because every body asks me so pay attention. It all started when I was One year old, I had just woken up my mother. She came into my room, after picking me up she screamed and dropped me. I had produced two pearly white, glorious fangs dripping with the blood of my teddy bear. When I feel I hit my mouth on my crib and chipped the tip of one of my fangs, hence Wonderfang, it is actually Onederpfang but my people do not always get it right, like my teacher... The Honeychild of my name is kind if ironic, I have killed numerous amounts of teddy bears and eaten many of my pets. I'm also aggressive like a Honey Badger. Oh, you remember that bear from Toy Story, that was me. So now you know my story and won't have to ask me again, ever or the Honey Badger will come for you...
ReplyDeleteBob sanders got hungrey and ate me.
ReplyDeleteMy name was always cryotic because i cried alot
ReplyDeleteI got my nickname because I was the smartest kid in my class. I was never the hot jock guy or the guy that got all the ladies. In fact I was the exact opposite. If I even said hi to a girl jocks would beat me up then the girls would kick me and pepper spray me then call the cops. One time the cops even said that they would arrest me for being a creep so the super glued me to a wheelchair and sent me rolling down a hill where I was hit by a bus.The most recent time this happened was the beginning of my nickname. The jocks threw me into a cannon and shot me out to the most polluted lake in the world, but when I came out of the lake, I was hotter than Shaning Tantium and Tom Crews combined. This lead me to go to be famous with being the perfect tone of buff and I was also smart. That is how I got my name Smexy Hun-Bun.
ReplyDeleteI was walking and this guy came up to me and poked me. I was what do you want. This guy is really tall and has a black suit. He said he wanted to help me with my problems. I was like WHAT are you talking about. I herd you have some honey boo boo problems. Oh those problems. I think i'm OK but thanks. He said last change and I said I DON'T CARE. The next day I see honey boo boo so I run and hide by this car. I could tell she was looking for me because she had a list in her hand and when I used my app on my iPhone it said it had my name on it. I ran to my car and drove away. I don't know how but she was in my car and there was a pet pig with her. She said how is your day today Jackpot Giggles. I don't know what she just said but whatever. I got out of my car and ran. I never had to see her again. The reason why is because i'm dreaming and this will never happen. Wake up and see Jackpot Giggles all over my room.
ReplyDeleteI personally don't even know why I have that name, Sassy teacup because I was so little I don't remember. When I was a year old I loved tea like no other, and that was what I have for every meal. Then one day my every one went on strike for some reason and dumped all the tea into the river. I was very disappointed because I didn't have my one and only drink that I liked. So my mo then tried to make her own tea but it never turned out like the was it usually tasted. I was so sassy that when I got a drink that I didn't like I just threw it on the ground. From there on I was know for sassy teacup. when I first heard about it I didn't really like it but know I don't really mind it because every one else in this contest has weird names too. So I just don't think about it.
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