Jake has been missing for 5 days. You are the manager of Walmart and you just remembered that you found him 3 days ago wandering in the clearance section and locked him in your office so you could call his mom......but forgot!!! Write a condolence note to his mother explaining that you did not mean to abduct her son.
I'm so sorry that I did that. I will give you a 50 dollar gift card. I will also get and 50% off any purchases of 10 dollars or more. I hope you except this. oh, ya your son is dead.
ReplyDeleteMy son is only worth 50 dollars to you?
DeleteNo jakes been missing that's awful. Hes gone he needs to get back. I'll go find him myself. No no no no no no no.
ReplyDeleteI'm coming jake.
I'm very sorry that I forgot your son at my store. I will try not to do this again, by checking every where in walmart. This was a honest mistake, and wont happen again. I will now give you $1,000,000 gift card to walmart. (batteries not included)
ReplyDeleteNo jakes been missing that's awful. Hes gone he needs to get back. I'll go find him myself. No no no no no no no.
ReplyDeleteI'm coming jake.
I am so sorry, but I accidentally locked Jake in my office so that he could call you. I intended to go get him a phone to call you but I was so tired that I just left and he was stuck in the closet. He only lost 25 pounds and now ways 30 pounds. He is 80% not alive but I bet he has a chance of living. I don't know why he is looking a little pale. When you want to pick him up just come on over and he will be sitting in the office with a locked door. I gave him a piece of gum the other day to make sure he lived so he should still be alive. I can also give you some free candy bars to feed him on the way home. Also, I think this is Jake's fault because he was caught stealing so he kind of deserved it. Sorry anyways.
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry but I locked Jake in my office a few days ago. I was going to call you but I forgot to and then forgot to take Jake out. He is okay though and thought this as funny. I am so sorry and please accept that you get every item in my store 20% off as and apology. Thanks and Sorry.
ReplyDeleteI’m so sorry to say this but I think that I have accidentally kidnapped your son Jake. I saw your son stealing so I put him in the closet and locked the door and I was going to call you while he was waiting in the closet but then I forgot about the whole thing. So yester day I went in their to clean the closet and lets just say I found your son. I’m sorry to say though your son is dead. To make it up to you I will give you a one million dollar gift card.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sorry for kidnapping your son it was a accident it will never happen again.I was going to call you but I picked up the phone and another kid was spraying soda on the isles so I had to stop him.so then I remembered a couple days later and I am like ooo noooooo!I looked in despair but he was just sitting there eating candy I'm like "thank god".Then I afford the family a award 1000 dollars then nobody speaked of it again
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ReplyDeleteWe are so sorry for your inconvienence at our store today. We would like to make up for this incedent by giving you and your family 50% off with a purchase of one-hundred dollars ore more. Again, we are sorry for you're shopping inconvienence with us. If you have any suggestions of what we could improve on in the future please contact us to make your next experience, a good one. Thank you for shopping with us.
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I am so sorry that I left your son in my office for three days. He just got so annoying I just got mad at him and put him in my closest in my office. I was really tired that day and I just went home after a long day. For my sorrow for you I will give you a 50% coupon for life for everything you buy at Walmart or Sam’s club. So I hope you take this, and by the way Jake is ok.
ReplyDeleteI would like to say sorry for this.we would like to help,you and your family buy suppling you with every thing you need for the next 15years.So please for give us and are actions.I should have came in on sunday but are other manger called and said he would come in and work.So again we are very sorry for this.
ReplyDeleteATTENTION!!! Your son has volunteered for a lifetime contract as a Walmart employee. We are sorry for the inconvenience. If you have any questions about these terms please call 1-(555)-WAL-MART. Once again we are sorry for the loss. Thank you and if you need any merchandise you can have 75%off of any $1,000 or more perchase.
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